>>7603 Me, again. If anyone wants to know the secret of carrots in the noodles, I wait until the very last minute on the timer and then carefully put them in. This cooks them but leave them crunchy, and they taste amazing with the chicken powder coating them and the noodles.

>>9061 Still me. >Be still me >son has a cold >favorite comfort food is above pic >not a trace of them to be found due to rampant shortages due to flooding and other apocalyptic crap affecting the Vancouver docks >wife has looked everywhere >but she really hasn't, because I know a local drugstore that sells them in their tiny grocery section for $1.19 CAN each >that's grossly expensive for noodles, but in times of demand, I can forgive them the extra 30 cents per pack >arrive back home with 7 packages of the sinfully delicious chicken flavor >my son's face when he's about to indulge in a little of the ol' MSG poisoning

>>9085 STILL still me. This thread has driven me over the edge and I'm off to cook some noodles.

>>9078 >they are good for suckin and fuckin. dont trust Honestly, they're not even good for that after you give them babies.

>>9086 skip the middleman

>>9088 Out of curiosity, is there any board where you don't post that?

>>9070 oh noes

My room smells like stale air, leaving the window slightly open even though it's cold out, there needs to permanent solution besides freezing

>>9089 >there needs to permanent solution besides freezing Try washing your sheets, throwing out your cum jars, and maybe showering?

tree fugger

>>9062 >tris Shitty taste, OP. If you really need to pork a jew, there's Eva Green or Gal Godot.

>>9068 Still sickens me we got the jewess instead of this:

>>9066 thanks I worked hard to get where I am

6'1" here. feels okay.

>>9077 It frosts my ass when bitches do this crap. I'm not even mad for myself, because I've been married for 26 years and, if she dumped me tomorrow, I'd go full MGTOW because fuck CY+7 roasties. I'm pissed on behalf of my son who's 5'10ish and is a great guy, but will never get a girl because of the 6-6-6-6-etc. meme.

>>9006 that bitch looks efficient >nursing six babbies at once

>>9006 >>9015 definitely made for breeding. if i only had 6 hands and 3 dicks.

im outtta here

>>9027 You're aware of the theory that Bill Hicks faked his death to become the ultimate comedian, Alex Jones, yes? Well that first vid looks eerily like Hicks.

>>9014 >is he smart or retarded? Resmarted

>>9053 best answer

>>8707 >>8711 >>8722 >>8758 >>8759 >>8760 No!

>>9058 me laugh

>what do i do with them >them I hope there's a big GENDER REVEAL in the penultimate chapter, dawg!

>>1680 Can we get more details? I don't want to invent a hellish payback just to find out the guy borrowed it and is just being lazy about returning it.

>>1742 Bumping for details

>>9051 saved!

>>8987 By the way, OP, suck a poisoned cock for the autoplay vids.

>>8931 It's pretty obvious when you think about it. They have billions of dollars of US military weapons and equipment and they know the kikes have America in their pocket and that America will strike them if they attack the kikes. If the US didn't have their back shitrael would be a pile of dust and memory by now.

>>8985 Funny you posted that. >be me, last night, dreaming >look out window and realize BLM is throwing a chimpout in my neighborhood. >run to my door to make sure it's locked, only for some lower primate with a shit-eating grin to look in and start turning the knob >throw full weight against door and get the deadbolt in place >turn to yell a warning about what's happening >he's outside in the back with two other whites, tearing the shit out of some invading groids with a hockey stick... which is weird since he doesn't play hockey >scream with fear and rage >go blasting out my back door and tackle one of them >other one runs away >son and unknown extras proceed to fuck him up as I jump clear >the other two whites run off in pursuit >tell my son that he has to guard his sisters and repel all boarders >"Where are you going?!" >"Your mom's at the store! I have to get her!"

>>8959 this one seems like it would have hairy butt cheeks. >>8957 >non-passable hosts vidya forum >knows nothing about vidya >tries auctioning of chris-chan art during interview >2018 wonder if its still alive. >sidenote that is one manly tranny <A Manny

>>8944 I posted the tranny "dad" in labor pic on /v/ and the jannies spoilered it. I have no idea why. Maybe I'm not looking hard enough but I don't see anything except her nipples, which are now "male nipples" and therefore exempt from censorship.

>>8982 >mod spoiler

song source?

what did they meme by this?

>>9040 Nice version to.