>"Imagine being pregnant"
Any man who seriously thinks this is a fun state of being deserves to be implanted with a tapeworm for his idiocy. I observed my wife closely through both pregnancies.
>first trimester: vomit, fear of misscarriage/preemie, more vomit, meat suddenly looks like a plate full of pubic lice covered in diarrhea
>second trimester: healthy glow (literally, she seemed to actually emit a low amount of light, sometimes; not joking), healthy appetite, meat's back on the menu boys!, weird cravings. Childless female friends start ovulating like mad out of desire for one of their own. Basically the best part of being pregnant.
>Third trimester: wishing it was a preemie, pissing every ten minutes, carrying around enough amniotic fluid to drown a bull, mentally urging the kid to arrive already, too hot, too cold, "YOU DID THIS TO ME," mood swings become hostile more often, etc.
I'm already on the spectrum. I absolutely DON'T need my life any more complicated by being pregnant.