So the denouement is fairly boring, but I have a second so lets leave this story with closure.
She came back three nights later with a dude. He had a baseball bat. I felt flattered that she knew it would take back up to take me out. Still one guy? A fucking bat? Gay.
So they tried breaking in at idk 11 pm? I wake up to them loudly speaking to each other at full volume while jimmying the front door, so fucking stupid.
So I get up. Chamber a round in the glock. And called the cops.
Told you it was boring.
They spent five minutes trying to break in until the cops showed up. Then there was some talking, she started calling them fascist pigs, nazis, sexist assholes. And then she starts chanting ACAB. At 11pm. At night. To the crowd consisting of cops, and me. Weird. So they dragged her away to charge her, and the boyfriend got told to walk back. Because they also grabbed the car keys and handed them to me. Cops are nice. Especially when the other party is clearly insane.
So I didn't kill the bitch. I wanted to, but I thought it'd be better to wait til she broke in. Too bad her and her boyfriend were weak soylent filled tossers. Anyway thats how it all ended.