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Justice League: The SNYDER CUT is Being Released Anonymous 05/21/2020 (Thu) 00:33:31 No. 1312
Now everyone can enjoy this train wreck in its original form. https://archive.is/y885Z
Edited last time by Frank on 03/19/2021 (Fri) 02:35:48.
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The only person who has any business playing Joker atm is Mark Hamill My Snydershit notes: Superman's scream is retarded, could have at least been just one shocking blast for effect At least there's *some* reason for the nothing boxes to get jumpy >whack a too long song on top of some slowmo for GRAVITAS Wonder Woman could take Flash's 'job' she also does a SHITLOAD more unnecessary damage to St Pauls than anything the terrorists manage. >"can I be like you someday" Cannot contain my BARF Stepp actually looks a 'bit' better. If the Amazonian sloots had a car they'd probably be able to get away from Steppfag GILETTE AD as Affleck shaves >lets have a slow ceremonial weapons hand out while our chief enemy runs roughshod on the world. WW drops god knows how far and lands in the cave in high heels and they're a-okay >whack a too long song on top of some slowmo for WANOA PECS I've not seen Aquaman but I presume it primarily made was to give Wanoa floaty hair Oldfags fight looks ridiculous Fuggo Lantern at 1.02.54 sure is purdy Ares seems handy to have around Terrible CGI on that last trident stab from Zeus Much needed backstory highlights how shoddy the original is for having next to no reason for the main thrust of the plot moving forward. Darksied got mentioned in passing ONE time and why he'd care about getting Earth done over couldn't even be a consideration. Flash faggot is annoying already, why is he late anywhere? He looks like Richard Ramerez and Elliot Rogers had a lovechild >whack a too long song on top of some slowmo for DUMB COMEDY Steppenwolf's outfit moves around unnecessarily far too much. Cyborg is a little bitch who cries about his Dad working on fucking alien tech and not watching him play an inconsequential game of handegg. Flash could easily get his dad out of prison and be anywhere else on Earth in no time. Fish woman leeching Stepps blood and fluids through his face was nice >Fuck me only halfway through How did Darksied 'forget' which planet he'd lost all his shit on? >1:54:28 "Lets go" up the stairs like tired normalfags Martian Manhunter, for no discernable reason Alfred becomes Chewie No-one notices the Motherbox freaking out after landing on a car... Who the fuck amongst the police/army didn't get the memo on shooting at Superman by now? >MOAR lens flare Cyborg's facial CGI is inconsistent/weirdly textured, reminds me of those Zero Dawn screenshots of the shiny potato faces Jeremy Irons is used to better effect >Batfags base is under water with a platform link to the surface, water fucking POURING in like mad from all directions Over sized CGI ships/planes taking off always look shit because they'd knock anyone around on their ass with their jets but it never happens, that wave would have knocked That wave as they took off would have also put Alfred on his ass but they cut away. Steppenwolf looks like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle. If women's periods do actually synch up that island full of Amazons is gonna be fucking hell 5 days a month, I presume that's when they're out fighting the most. That's a very Jesusy Superfag right there in pic 2 >OPEN A DOOR STEP OUT OF A THING ALL AT ONCE AS DUN DUNNANUNN plays (check) Flash would greatly benefit from a suit of armour, it wouldn't slow him down and would compensate for his being otherwise a bit shit, would especially good if it stopped him talking. These fights while technically audacious, look stupid, Aquaman bodysurfing one of the insectoid batfags into a building so hard he demolishes half of it then skids to the curb wafting his locks, it's like something out of an OTT Japanese action flick with no sense of operating within the realm of believability. I don't know what I expect. Flash's 'slow-fast run' looks rather homosexual >500th shot of Cyborgs face while flying >Flash is shit again, go figure >time reversing bullshit Ok Steppenwolf's death was much better and quite funny. >Gratuitous 40 second slowmo pan Flash gets his armour, less of his face the better Bizarre ending with all the Joker noise and Batman essentially getting the same worry boner over Superman turning ebul as in BatVsSup >also more Martian Manhunter, again no real reason So they're gonna make MORE? I guess they have to but what the hell is that hot mess gonna look like? They cut some stupid shit like Aquaman sitting on the lasso of truth and Flash and Superman being gay butt buddies but at least it makes some sense now, where the original felt like a disjoined mishmash of scenes. Stepp was not enough of a threat on his own and still wasn't, maybe to the rank and file fodder but he could barely keep the big movers occupied. There's the enduring issue of how Darkseid got selective amnesia about the planet where he left all his shit and got his ass kicked. How did all his minions forget? I can only surmise they memory holed for the sake of appearances, gotta keep that big loony sweet so they all played along when he lost that planet, like you do.
>>10646 >They cut some stupid shit like Aquaman sitting on the lasso of truth and Flash and Superman being gay butt buddies but at least it makes some sense now, where the original felt like a disjoined mishmash of scenes. Those reshoots and the millions wasted by Josh Whedon was really fucking unneeded. >There's the enduring issue of how Darkseid got selective amnesia about the planet where he left all his shit and got his ass kicked. If Zacky boi actually got some of his tard wranglers to point this out, he might have just made some stupid shit like Pre-Darkseid/Uxas arriving with his armada via Boom Tube or add some more retarded dialogue where they were led to Earth by the fucking Mother Boxes without being told where they were, Hell, get the Green Lantern Corp to fuck up his fleet into running when Yalan Gur got flipped off to make it look like they were didn't have a choice in the matter.
>>10647 >Zacky boi Anon your twitter retardation is showing.
>>10649 Want me to put /s on the end of the post? Or did you forget those retards who pushed for the Snyder Cut calling him nicknames? Geez you perfectly encapsulate why this board is dead if you get bothered that much. You triggered autistic retard.
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>>10650 > Or did you forget those retards who pushed for the Snyder Cut calling him nicknames? I wouldn't know, most of that faggotry is twitter based like you. >Geez you perfectly encapsulate why this board is dead And here we go with the meta shit.
>>10646 >WW drops god knows how far and lands in the cave in high heels and they're a-okay That's useless nitpicking; WW have been wearing high heels since forever, shouldn't you also be bothered as well by her strapless top and mini skirt posing as an armor? Do you really want another Captain Marvel? This not an issue that should bother you in capeshit. >the insectoid batfags You mean Parademons? >The only person who has any business playing Joker atm is Mark Hamill He is too old. >>10650 <this board is dead t. PPH slut
>>10604 >kunai Nobody depicts kunai correctly. Not even the Japanese.
>>10662 >You mean Parademons? Don't spoon feed the retard just laugh at him.
>>10662 High heels are gay.
>>10674 To be fair, the shitty movie itself compares them to Batman despite looking nothing alike.
>>10680 Yeah yeah yeah, lurk more faggot.
>>10681 I'm starting to think you just want to be mad over nothing. Today must be your period.
>>10682 >I'm starting to think you just want to be mad over nothing. >you Then what the fuck is this monstrosity? - >>10646
This is only tangentially related so I don't know if Frank will delete it, but I find it annoying that Darkseid has just become a justice league villain. I rather an adaptation of the fourth world mythos by itself.
>>10684 >an adaptation of the fourth world mythos by itself. >helmed by Academy Award-nominated filmmaker Ava DuVernay >Wrinkle in Time ANON STOP USING THE MONEY PAW! https://archive.is/eGZ7X
>>10688 Monkey
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>>10688 =LIVE ACTION RED HOOD
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>>10778 Still counts.
>>10674 Like I give a shit about some non-entity hench-creatures in a DC trainwreck. I'd have thought my calling them insectoid batfags might have highlighted that, That you care enough to laugh at me for being 'a retard' about them makes me laugh at you for being such a snarky faggot about them. Haha faggot, go name some more non-existent sprites that no-one cares about. >>10683 For all my picking it is better, a more carefully crafted pile of shit with a less offensive taste than the first. It's too long and there's new gaping holes in the plot but at least some of the old ones are paved over.
Calm Down Faggot
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Words cannot express how tired I am of capeshit. I don't know why I expected something good or different after the Michael Bay fad but I never expected such boring safe crap that make the pretty trashy comics and Shonen Mango look like masterpieces.
>>10683 Valid criticism you're chimping out over like a nigger because he didn't care about the name of the gray minions only there as fodder.
>>10786 >chimping out over like a nigger You're banging the keyboard and submitting the jumbled paragraphs like a nigger.
So what's the summary? I'm guessing Pros: >it's not Joss Whedon Cons: >it's still Justice League
>>10787 >everyone who disagrees with me is one person Okay retard. >>10788 >Pros: >it's not Joss Whedon Yet it's still as cringey dialogue wise. Remember, this cut had 3 writers. Snyder himself included.
>>10785 What's hideous is we'll never see the back of it, the DC characters especially have more (disjointed) written mythology and story behind them than actual IRL oldfag gods and myths, at best the trend of capeshit movies slows, IP ownership clogs the gears, the occasional re-re-re-re-reboot flops and they just dig it up and resurrect it a few years down the line, life imitates the comics.
>>10788 Pros: >it's not Joss Whedon Cons: >it's Zack Snyder
>>10684 >I find it annoying that Darkseid has just become a justice league villain I agree with that but then... >I rather an adaptation of the fourth world mythos by itself It results with >>10610 >>10688 Well, since Snydershit is finally over, hopefully, and will soon be replaced with a new different flavor of shit sigh , let's share predictions for the upcoming New Gods live-action and create a bingo to see if it came true. I'll start: <Lightray will be niggerwashed <Big Barda will be niggerwashed <Big Bards will be obnoxious feminist cunt <Orion will be whiney faggot <Kanto will be flamboyant faggot <Shilo Norman would appear and steal Scott' spotlight <Darkseid will have less shitty costume design than Snydershit but still shitty
>>10828 I wouldn't say the synderverse is over especially how well its doing on hbomax. Warner might say one thing but the final decision ultimately falls on AT&T. They approved of the the Syndercut and they like that its making money, while Warner is furious no one likes their woke shit and the syndercut us making them look extremely incompetent when compared to 5he Whedon cut.
>>10829 *is making them look extremely incompetent when compared to the Whedon cut.
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Fucking Snyder.
Rejoice brethren, for New Gods is safe for now. https://archive.is/4spwy >>10864 Kek
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>>10866 >April 01
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>>10867 IT'S REAL
Can someone explain to me why there's this stupidly loud WOAHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOWOHOHOHOOOOOOOOO in the background every time Wonder Woman's on screen
>>11450 Exotic bullshit.


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