The only person who has any business playing Joker atm is Mark Hamill
My Snydershit notes:
Superman's scream is retarded, could have at least been just one shocking blast for effect At least there's *some* reason for the nothing boxes to get jumpy
>whack a too long song on top of some slowmo for GRAVITAS
Wonder Woman could take Flash's 'job' she also does a SHITLOAD more unnecessary damage to St Pauls than
anything the terrorists manage.
>"can I be like you someday"
Cannot contain my BARF
Stepp actually looks a 'bit' better.
If the Amazonian sloots had a car they'd probably be able to get away from Steppfag
GILETTE AD as Affleck shaves
>lets have a slow ceremonial weapons hand out while our chief enemy runs roughshod on the world.
WW drops god knows how far and lands in the cave in high heels and they're a-okay
>whack a too long song on top of some slowmo for WANOA PECS
I've not seen Aquaman but I presume it primarily made was to give Wanoa floaty hair
Oldfags fight looks ridiculous
Fuggo Lantern at 1.02.54 sure is purdy
Ares seems handy to have around
Terrible CGI on that last trident stab from Zeus
Much needed backstory highlights how shoddy the original is for having next to no reason for the main thrust of the plot moving forward. Darksied got mentioned in passing ONE time and why he'd care about getting Earth done over couldn't even be a consideration.
Flash faggot is annoying already, why is he late anywhere? He looks like Richard Ramerez and Elliot Rogers had a lovechild
>whack a too long song on top of some slowmo for DUMB COMEDY
Steppenwolf's outfit moves around unnecessarily far too much.
Cyborg is a little bitch who cries about his Dad working on fucking alien tech and not watching him play an inconsequential game of handegg.
Flash could easily get his dad out of prison and be anywhere else on Earth in no time.
Fish woman leeching Stepps blood and fluids through his face was nice
>Fuck me only halfway through
How did Darksied 'forget' which planet he'd lost all his shit on?
>1:54:28 "Lets go" up the stairs like tired normalfags
Martian Manhunter, for no discernable reason
Alfred becomes Chewie
No-one notices the Motherbox freaking out after landing on a car...
Who the fuck amongst the police/army didn't get the memo on shooting at Superman by now?
>MOAR lens flare
Cyborg's facial CGI is inconsistent/weirdly textured, reminds me of those Zero Dawn screenshots of the shiny potato faces
Jeremy Irons is used to better effect
>Batfags base is under water with a platform link to the surface, water fucking POURING in like mad from all directions
Over sized CGI ships/planes taking off always look shit because they'd knock anyone around on their ass with their jets but it never happens, that wave would have knocked
That wave as they took off would have also put Alfred on his ass but they cut away.
Steppenwolf looks like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.
If women's periods do actually synch up that island full of Amazons is gonna be fucking hell 5 days a month, I presume that's when they're out fighting the most.
That's a very Jesusy Superfag right there in pic 2
>OPEN A DOOR STEP OUT OF A THING ALL AT ONCE AS DUN DUNNANUNN plays (check)
Flash would greatly benefit from a suit of armour, it wouldn't slow him down and would compensate for his being otherwise a bit shit, would especially good if it stopped him talking.
These fights while technically audacious, look stupid, Aquaman bodysurfing one of the insectoid batfags into a building so hard he demolishes half of it then skids to the curb wafting his locks, it's like something out of an OTT Japanese action flick with no sense of operating within the realm of believability. I don't know what I expect.
Flash's 'slow-fast run' looks rather homosexual
>500th shot of Cyborgs face while flying
>Flash is shit again, go figure
>time reversing bullshit
Ok Steppenwolf's death was much better and quite funny.
>Gratuitous 40 second slowmo pan
Flash gets his armour, less of his face the better
Bizarre ending with all the Joker noise and Batman essentially getting the same worry boner over Superman turning ebul as in BatVsSup
>also more Martian Manhunter, again no real reason
So they're gonna make MORE? I guess they have to but what the hell is that hot mess gonna look like?
They cut some stupid shit like Aquaman sitting on the lasso of truth and Flash and Superman being gay butt buddies but at least it makes some sense now, where the original felt like a disjoined mishmash of scenes. Stepp was not enough of a threat on his own and still wasn't, maybe to the rank and file fodder but he could barely keep the big movers occupied. There's the enduring issue of how Darkseid got selective amnesia about the planet where he left all his shit and got his ass kicked. How did all his minions forget? I can only surmise they memory holed for the sake of appearances, gotta keep that big loony sweet so they all played along when he lost that planet, like you do.