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Questionable Malcontent - Back In Action Anonymous 04/26/2020 (Sun) 21:12:45 No. 194
Not the usual guy but I'm glad to see 8ch is back, I wonder what Jeph has been up to? Last thread: https://archive.is/FEbco#selection-605.0-665.24 Bunker thread: https://archive.is/iLUE6 Archives (which will get updated eventually): Edits: https://gitgud.io/InfinityMalcontent/QMC_Edits/tree/master OC: https://gitgud.io/InfinityMalcontent/QMC_OC/tree/master Threads archive: https://gitgud.io/InfinityMalcontent/QMC_Threads/wikis/home Older stuff (Editfag Prime): Edits: http://imgur.com/a/Sf5J0 Omits: http://imgur.com/a/HtKr0 Twitter Bully: http://imgur.com/a/Jb1a1
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>>13677 Why does she have the Monster Energy Drink logo scratched into her skin?
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>>13694 >Applied Dildonics >Factory tour I hate you, Jeph.
>>13693 The video cuts out just as it's getting spicy. >>13662 >>13677 Were these retroactively censored because what they depict is that hideous or is there actually some sort of relevant policy here? >>13694 Really, you have a dildo factory where they "just filled that position" and you're going to talk about paperwork rather than make a joke out of that statement?
>>13696 >Were these retroactively censored because what they depict is that hideous or is there actually some sort of relevant policy here? Cunt censored them for some reason. I don't know why. I guess he's triggered by ugly shemales.
>>13696 >Just filled that position I must be as dumb as Jeph, because the obvious pun just flew over my head as well.
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>>13694 >inb4 Faye and Pintsize have an affair, resulting in an awkward three-way with Menstro when she offers to share
>>13631 Yeah. The worst part is that the creator clearly wanted to draw porn of his OC at several points but instead made pseudo intellectual slop with softcore teasing. The other worst part is that he updates so infrequently and seems to draw whenever he is in a preachy mood so often that month's (or quarter's) panel is ruined.
>>13812 >cheap gags from a humorless monotone character I've seen this a million times. Fucking bargain bin writing.
>>13814 I guess Family Guy isn't the only franchise forming jokes with idea balls chosen by manatees.
>>13695 Why re you angry? As a tranny she needs to apply dilations
>>13828 >she I always assumed he kept the dick.
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>>13812 >Beepatrice Holy shit, Jeph, you fucking homo.
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>>13832 >"My friends call me 'Beeps.'"
>obvious robots >obvious aliens >obvious mutants or whatever the fuck >obvious trannies >fitting in like it's totally normal At least the fantasy level is consistent even if every attempt at humour falls off a cliff and maims it's self.
Outside of the infamous tranny episode I don't know how anyone can pay attention to this shit, it's beyond a waste of time and effort, it's actively detrimental to a human I'm sure.
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>>13859 Don't forget blam
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>>13859 It's like a canker sore. You can't stop sticking your tongue into it no matter how much you want to kill Jeph Jacques. I mean "hurts." "No matter how much it hurts." Yes.
It feels so strange. I discovered Questionable Malcontent threads in late 2014 early 2015. I remember that it's what made me not an hero for a while. 6 years sure went by fast. Watching this thread, knowing that all the faggots that posted with me will never post again gives me that feeling in the pit of my stomach. That things will never be good again, no matter how much I try. I just miss the days when SJW's were he biggest threat to western civ and Gamergate was the be all end all of the culture war. I can't go back to cuckchannel, I can't go to an FBI honeypot. I just miss how earnest editfag was with his stories, he really felt like a suburban dad that tossed the shit in the threads every now and then. The living embodiment of the 30 year old boomer if you might. I miss how simple everything was, just go to work, catch up with the thread at the end of the day while having a beer and have a laugh at the world going to hell. Now, I don't have the energy to laugh any more. I'm now living the normie dream: the job, the house, the wife but why am I only happy when I think about time wasted in a mongolian basket weaving board?
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>>13872 >The living embodiment of the 30 year old boomer if you might I fucking WISH I was still 30. 48 this year. You know the Kirby quote? "Comics will break yer heart, kid." Here's the official editfag quote: "QC comics will make you want to shoot yourself in the face, kid." Meanwhile, here's today's page from Jeph's wet-dream diary. Cunton apparently has a pet anteater. That, or Jeph can't draw dogs even though he fucks Shelby every single night and day.
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>>13872 >Now, I don't have the energy to laugh any more. We're in the Endgame, now, anon. >but why am I only happy when I think about time wasted in a mongolian basket weaving board? Because this is the last place where you can tell the truth and not lose everyone and everything you've worked for.
>>13831 my mistake thanks for correcting me >Why are you angry? As a tranny he needs to apply dilations
>>13878 I don't know if you're really him or just someone larping as him but whatever: thank you for the good times. I'm serious when I say the QM threads made me stay off suicide. Since the project is more or less dead, can I ask you a question? Did you make this shit as you went along or were you planning a few strips ahead of time? Also, how would Clinton have escaped Jeff's world?
>>13878 It's a dog, not an antlion. Kinda looks like a jew in dog form. It's a real breed of dog as well, but the name escapes me. Cunton's mom and brother found it while high and the mom decided to keep it. WHY DO I REMEMBER THIS?!?!
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>>13892 >WHY DO I REMEMBER THIS?!?! Because you hate yourself, just like the rest of us. >>13890 >I'm serious when I say the QM threads made me stay off suicide. I'm him. Me too. >Did you make this shit as you went along or were you planning a few strips ahead of time? I'd delete all the words, then just start typing stream of thought stuff that seemed to match the constipated looks on their faces. The closest I ever got a planned strip was the one I made up out of whole cloth, the infamous "Faye and May fly to Jerusalem to stop Netanyahu from saying 'Hitler did nothing wrong'" which was an actual thing that happened that week. At that point, Ben "6 Gorillion Is A Good Start" Garrison was holding Faye's leash and she was trying to play both sides against the other... unsuccessfully. >Also, how would Clinton have escaped Jeff's world? I had a vague plan in mind. First I set up a thread with a pic of a guy who looked Clinton-ish begging for help from /co/, and then it was going to be whomever provided the most insane idea. Unfortunately, it failed miserably as everyone accused me of attention whoring and a bunch of other stuff. It sucked, but I hadn't exactly spelled it out for people, so their assumption was incorrect but understandable. Some people have said that's why I stopped doing it, but I actually had a backup plan for Clinton and Iraqi Peppermint Patti in mind when all kinds of personal shit hit the fan. I won't bother you with all the details of my personal life for a change but I was under a lot of stress and depression from some private tragedies that came crashing in almost simultaneously. I was still keeping my head above water for a bit until the straw that broke the camel's back. Very few people know this, but while I was doing the Stephen Universe reviews and the QM edits, I was also the only mod for 8/co/ for about the same amount of time. Beyonder, the BO at the time, wanted it mostly hands off, so banning only happened when someone got REALLY cunty. We'd edit things to spoilers, kill the spam, and occasionally hand out some heavier stuff. It was a position I respected and it was mostly an easy job. Then, about two days after SHTF for me, I logged on to /co/ and saw something that broke me. The pedo-spammers normally put up pics where it was just fully-dressed kids and left it at that. This time, some complete degenerate put up a pic of a little girl being raped. I deleted it, banned the IP, then sent Beyonder a private message that I was done. I was sorry to just leave him holding the bag like that, but I had a medical issue that needed to be dealt with. I then immediately went to the QM and Stephen threads and posted pretty much the same thing with a warm thank you to everyone who enjoyed my work. Then I went upstairs and picked up my sleeping daughter and held her for awhile. Everyone assumed something physical had happened ("ass-cancer") but the fact is that I'd already had a mental breakdown in 2011 and I knew another was coming if I saw one more picture like that (which I almost certainly would). I took a break from /co/ for 6 months to deal with real life and mental health. When I returned, I didn't announce it or continue with what I had been doing. Jeph had decided he wanted to make softcore gay sex and neurotic robots, and it just wasn't as interesting as making Faye a self-hating jewess running bloodsports for robots, to say nothing of the saga of TEH. I did a couple more off an on a year later, but the thrill was gone. >And to anyone who wondered, I DID see the "F for Editfag" post. You're all beautiful people, and I was proud to make you all laugh.
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>>13878 Pintsize is apparently DTF. I'm almost tempted to come out of retirement for this arc.
>>13906 Good to see you again OG Editfag.
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>>13910 Thank you, but I've been back for years. I'm just plain old anon, now. And Steven X Bowlingball is still the best ship.
>>13906 >while I was doing the Stephen Universe reviews Pain Anon?
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>>13906 >>13912 I won't lie Editfag I almost believe you to be a case of mistaken identity but after reading that sentence I know you're no fake. Seeing you here is almost unbelievable, between the site changes and the constant drama from mods I'd figure we'd never see you again. I'd just wanna say man you were a beacon of light back in the day. The rest of the board was slow on a good day but there you were giving consistent good content based on a show and comic no one outside of it's small fanbase liked. I'm sorry to hear about all the stuff that happened in your life but I'm glad you took a break from /co/ before it destroyed you mentally. I respect the fact that after you came back you didn't let your past fame go to your head and you became just another regular anon. In short you left your legacy on this board and I'm glad you still visit.
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>>13915 Yep. I thought everyone knew at this point that I was moonlighting in the SU threads. My Monday through Thursday (because of the "three frigging days") was: >get up >get the kids to school >give my dog attention >write a review on a cartoon that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen until the Blue's Clues Pride Fiasco AND/OR >Go to Jeph's website and insert the latest humor abortion into my Photoshop template >spend an hour laughing like Jimmy Fallon at my own stupid jokes >pick the kids up from school >sleep >>13921 Truth be told, the edits and the reviews saved me from often crippling depression and gave me a creative outlet I sorely needed. I bitched and moaned about both properties, but the fact was I was making people happy at a point in my life where I badly needed to know I mattered. You guys saved ME. My days back then were a choice of either suicide or seeing how many times I could fit the word "jew" into a comic strip originally written by (and I'm being generous here) a complete retard. I chose life and antisemitism. >Seeing you here is almost unbelievable, between the site changes and the constant drama from mods I'd figure we'd never see you again. I never actually expected to ever tell the story of what happened, to be honest. But I couldn't let >>13872 go unremarked. I'm glad the strips brought you joy, and I hope you're doing better, these days. I know what it's like to cling to a small candle in the darkness, and it's good we were all there for each other in some way.
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>>13909 I don't know who these people are, but they're just as disgusting as Jeph's regular cast of degenerates.
>>13978 Oh boy, belligerent, foul-mouthed female characters, how innovative.
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>>13984 Yes. I'm also worried about how formerly-based Pintsize is being converted into a twink in pink hotpants during so-called "pride" month. Look at how his grin keeps getting more and more sexual from panel to panel. Here's a question that I'm not sure Jeph himself could answer: Why do some of his robots choose to have noses and some do not? And when they choose to eschew noses, why do they still have breasts, genitals, hair, human-like eyes, etc.?


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