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BO say hi Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 18:05:33 No. 75 [Reply]
How is this board not abandoned? I am the only one who posts here. BO if you exist explain your lack of interaction with your only user.
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Monthly check in. Fuck you BO
>>118 3 month check in for fuck the BO.
>>140 Six months of silence, and yet I still check in to say You're an asshole BO.

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Youtube's banned comments Anonymous 01/06/2022 (Thu) 23:59:48 No. 145 [Reply]
I think I can get this going myself
So basically we post sentences youtube prevent you from posting and tell the story oh how you find it in first place "was simply" This is one of the most common way to describe what you did before watching tips video in youtube, My comment immediately disappear, I need to chop it sentence by sentence before figuring this part is what cause it.
I don't understand this thread. But I will take this opportunity to tell the BO to go fuck himself.

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The Matrix 4 Is Going To Flop Anonymous 12/21/2021 (Tue) 13:27:28 No. 142 [Reply]
It's been noted that The Matrix Resurrections (i.e. The Matrix 4) is hopelessly Woke. Not only that but TM4 is being released during a new pandemic wave with many restrictions in place worldwide. I'm expecting a major Happening in the flop department because of these two factors. The best Matrix movie will always be the original, with Reloaded coming a close second. I think they shouldn't have tried to dig this rabbit hole too deep by milking the franchise cow with this new Matrix movie. They've tumbled down the rabbit hole, come out the otherside and potentially ended up in a trash can.
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>>142 I'm looking forward to John Wick 4 more.
>>142 The Matrix Resurrections / TM4 is a box office FLOP official: https://www.showbiz411.com/2021/12/26/matrix-resurrections-is-the-sequel-no-one-wanted-and-no-one-went-to-see-doa-at-the-box-office Looks like The Matrix has crashed and is better offline than to keep on rebooting The Matrix into SJW hell.

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Stranger Things Season 4 Script Leaks Anonymous 08/06/2021 (Fri) 19:41:57 No. 108 [Reply]
It was said that the script for the entire 4th season of Stranger Things got leaked online some months back but only some of it has been found so far most importantly Max Hooking up with and seen giving her much older male partner a blowjob and Eleven get's captured and Raped by a mysterious Government Agency would like to ask and know if anymore has of yet been able to find the entire script for it. oh yeah forgot to YFI on this from what's been seen so far from the scripts that it looks like the fourth season will more than likely be getting a TV-MA Rating
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Spider-man no way home leaks >Tobey and Andrew don't show up until the climax >initial premise sounds like something out of a Disney Channel movie >Tom tries to "rehabilitate" the villains for no fucking reason, and of course they betray him >Raimi Gobby kills MCU Aunt May >majority of the movie is glorified filler + just a setup for Doctor Strange 2 >blatant nostalgia bait faggotry >Electro wishes for a black Spider-Man >The Lizard does fuck all for most of the film >movie ends with everyone forgetting MCU Peter Parker so Sony can split from Disney
>>137 Yeah that's insanely gay.
>>138 Spider-man No way home full movie china leaks from /v/ >He initially wants Strange to turn back time so Peter can prevent Mysterio from leaking his identity, but Strange explains he no longer has the Time Stone. >Strange feels bad for Peter and suggests a reality-altering spell that would erase his identity from everyone’s minds. Wong warns Strange that the spell is too dangerous before leaving on vacation, but Strange is sure he can pull it off. >Strange and Peter go into the basement so Strange can perform the spell, but Peter keeps interrupting because he still wants May, Ned, MJ and Happy to remember. Strange loses control of the spell and it nearly destroys reality. >Strange sends Peter away for being a fuckup. Peter finds out the MIT admissions officer contacted him to give him another chance and he missed the appointment because he was at the Sanctum. >Peter chases the admissions officer to the bridge, where he is attacked by Green Goblin and Doctor Octopus and fights them in his nanotech suit. >Green Goblin figures out something is wrong and bails, while Doc Ock pins Peter down and assimilates his suit nanites into his arms. >Strange teleports in, captures Doc Ock and locks him up at the Sanctum, where he explains that Peter’s fuckup created multiple cracks in reality from which enemies of Spider-Man from across the Multiverse are coming into their universe. >Strange has already captured the Lizard and now Doc Ock, and he tells Peter to round up the remaining visitors while he deals with the cracks. >Peter asks MJ and Ned for help. Otto comes to his senses volunteers to help as well. >Peter wears his suit inside out and Strange enchants it so its webs automatically teleport the visitors to the Sanctum. >Peter finds Electro feeding off power lines and they fight. Sandman arrives and helps Peter, allowing Peter to imprison both to the Sanctum. >Peter next captures Goblin, though none of the leaks specify how. >At the Sanctum, Peter spends time with the visitors and realizes they are all well-meaning men whose minds were affected by their powers. Otto even returns the nanites and Norman helps him create the integrated suit. >Strange returns and locks up the visitors into a magic cube so he can return them to their own universes. >Peter finds out the visitors are fated to die fighting their Spider-Men and refuses to accept this.

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Youtube Anonymous 04/18/2021 (Sun) 12:50:59 No. 58 [Reply]
https://youtu.be/X-8MP7g8XOE 2006 channel that still upload. I thought youtube was made in 2003, yesterday when I randomly find this didn't realize this was one of founders. This guy still uploading
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>>99 Objectively true.
>>61 You can't say "breast move" in youtube comment what the fuck Seriously, try comment that in someone else video
>>136 Huh. Yeah doesn't work for me.

Youjo Senki - The saga of Tanya the Evil Bellatuna 07/26/2021 (Mon) 18:45:33 No. 80 [Reply]
A lite novel series, anime, and movie. A nice sized franchise you can really sink your teeth into. The authors obsession with germany and the world wars already makes this a winner. Having accurate weapons, and even accurate spent shells marks this apart from 99% of jap produced horse shit. Yeah this guy gets guns. The story of a salaryman from japan who dies, pisses off god, and gets reborn as a shrimpy girl in alternate world war one. As a german. But shes not totally fucked. This world has magic. And soon Tanya gets a serious bloodlust going. As good as the first season is it ends right when the narrative gets get. Communist pedophiles from the USSR wanna rape our sweet loli, and the only way to stop them is killing every last goddamned communist. This is the movie plot, but unfortunately despite being out for several years the only torrents are 5 to 8 gigs a piece for a cocksucking 2 fucking useless hours. Fucks sake guys. Quality is nice right up until your obsession with quality means 80% of people CAN'T WATCH YOUR FUCKING UPLOAD I read the novels as they come out. And that keeps me happy. But fuck assholes who think a goddamn cartoon needs to be better than 480. Seriously. Also one fucking seed!? Even if I had a PC that could play your ridiculous super high gay quality vid I'M NEVER GONNA FINISH THE DL YOU STUPID SHITS. AH whatever fuck it. Thats the show. It's good. Watch it.
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>>80 Wasn't it made by a communist? >>81 I wish more people would draw her giving fellatio. Her lips are really fucking sexy for some reason.
>>130 Was it? The books are incredibly anti-communist. I assumed the author hated the Soviet Union as much as he shits on them. Granted I still haven't seen the film.
>>80 Blah, blah, blah, blah so when is not the Ottoman Empire that just so happens to inhabit mostly Anatolian lands gonna do a relevant thing? >inb4 read the mango dude lmao! Meh I'd rather watch the anime. >>132 >Granted I still haven't seen the film. In the movies she humiliates them on national television and one of not Stalin's henchmen drools over the thought of raping Tanya so he wastes and entire legion on a retarded Zerg Rush that backfires and the only thing that saves their Commie Union are a bunch of volunteer magic flying fags coalition of various nationalities because the Commie Union that isn't Russia sent all their flying magic fags to be worked to death in a gulag because equality or whatever. >>95 Just use Nyaa pansu or kiss anime with ublock origin and noscript if your to lazy to torrent for some weird reason.

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Best Fall/Autumn Kinos Thread Anonymous 09/22/2021 (Wed) 23:04:11 No. 133 [Reply]
What are the best cozy nostalgic fall/autumn movies to watch with friends on a rainy eve with cocoa

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Muh kino Anonymous 07/30/2021 (Fri) 10:52:37 No. 101 [Reply]
What the fuck even is kino? That ain't English motherfuckers. Use the queens own or I'll glass ya cunts
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>>126 >>124 I am also sick of seeing them.
>>121 I think the worst is when a word is decent but then loses meaning or is overused, such as many slurs, but nigger is not one of them, I think (fuck the "n-word" shit, it was barely amusing at the start). I've taken to referring to Jews as either Jews or heebs, since "kike" is too common.
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>>129 Yeah I sometimes use sheeny, and heebie jeebie, for that very reason. Also on the topic

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Anonymous 07/18/2020 (Sat) 22:23:00 No. 48 [Reply]
>sequel is so bad, it retroactively makes watching it's predecessor a slightly worse experience What's her name, /tv/?
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>>48 I don't think I've ever experienced this. I suppose because I just pretend the sequel doesn't exist, since it comes after, unless I suppose if they're actually meant to be watched side-by-side as a single story, but even then, I can't think of any. It's easy to forget when watching the first again I guess.
>>119 Apocalypse now redux.
>>120 More of a directors cut then a sequel. Plus I liked it. My picks are independence day 2, and highlander 2.

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>look through old /tv/ threads >see Blade Runner threads >every time, some faggot asks/baits what the meaning of the film is, some other faggot complains/baits it's bad >every time, the only response/bait people can give is either derisive or some equivalent of "2DEEP4U" >mfw any media that is "debated" is the same fucking scenario Holy fuck if you can't explain to retards what the meaning of something is, you're just as dumb even if you "understood" it (daily reminder that what an individual "understands" something to be is not necessarily what was intended), and if you're just too lazy to do it you might as well not post at all. Honestly, a rule should be made on any discussion site that values quality over "muh freedumbs" that essentially states that if you can't argue something with supporting evidence and provide objective sources, you'll be banned.
>>116 Pkdick only has one point in all his movies. What if you aren't you? What if everyone is lying to you? When the film took out the other robot blade runner they left the meaning muddled. The book makes the point in a far more comprehensible manner. In the film only the chick has the standard pk Dick identity crisis.

Gibby's Coming Back To iCarly Anonymous 08/11/2021 (Wed) 21:49:46 No. 112 [Reply]
so I heard that Gibby's coming back to iCarly, but word through the grapevine is that, the story goes, during that 10 year hiatus period of iCarly web show, Gibby moved to and now lives elsewhere in Seattle (I think it was) and has made friends with a bunch of those stereotypical bros who always go to the Gym to workout, chase and fuck pussy. who always comment on how Gibby is/was friends with Carly and how all of them go on about how they'd love to have sex with her, tell him that he should try and get back and see her again but only so as to get her to have sex with him so he can tell them how good at, and incredible sex with her is.
This is a shit thread
the show just went from based to MEGA based.

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Midnight in Paris Anonymous 08/03/2021 (Tue) 05:35:12 No. 106 [Reply]
This is one of the funnest movies I've ever seen.
>>106 Never seen it. Sell me on this movie anon.
>>106 Because its been weeks and the OP is a cock sucking asshole. I looked it up myself. It's a woody allen film about how nostalgia is shit, and you should be happy in your own time. Sounds atrocious. Fuck you OP. Lazy fuck.

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Miss March Anonymous 07/02/2021 (Fri) 06:31:16 No. 64 [Reply]
The movie so bad, that bringing it up still hurts the creators. After seeing how sensitive Zach was about Miss March on the Twitch stream I decided to hunt down, and watch this lost pile of dogshit. So first of all was it bad? Yes. Not sure if thats really a writing problem as much as it was a genre issue. Mid aughts buddy comedy designed for "unrated" dvd editions. The genre kinda dictates a lot of thw stupidity present in the film. The acting is good for skits, but comes across as slightly ridiculous in an extended film. No, Timmy, Sam, or Darren. And despite all that I actually rather enjoyed myself and had a good time watching it. Funny at times, although perhaps not always for the reason intended.
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>>70 Yeah a 2 minute skit, but the twitch streams havent been updated since like may. Anyway today they dropped like 8 2-3 streams from may so whatever the delay was its fixed now.
Yes the draught is finally over. The story is that Darren was put in charge of uploads, and with his traveling just didn't for like 3 months. Anyways hes putting up 2-3 full streams a day. At this rate he should catch up to date soon. Be back with more on the content itself later.
Trevor is dead. My plans to use the reunion to breathe life into this board dies with him. There will be no new wkuk content. It's over. The mars movie had trevors lines already recorded so that will probably still release. Who cares. BO keep the board. All my plans for this place died yesterday. I got nothing else to say. Probably for a few months. Trevor Moore is dead.

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Free willy Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 18:15:30 No. 76 [Reply]
I don't remember anything about this movie. Some kids a thief. Gets popped. Is forced to befriend a killer whale by the court. None of that is probably true but thats the best my sleep deprived and addled mind can do. I haven't had coffee yet fuck you. Anyway he breaks the whale out, and somehow that leads to three sequels. No idea how. Its been like 25 fucking years cut me a break.
To be clear I am watching this later today, and thats when you get a synopsis worth a damn.
I keep falling asleep 20 minutes in. An enjoyable kids film my roomate said though. He liked it.

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The man who would be king 1975 Anonymous 07/27/2021 (Tue) 22:10:34 No. 90 [Reply]
Starring Sean Connery, and Michael Caine. Based on a short story but Rudyard Kipling. A fascinating adventure into the depths of Kafiristan. We meet freemasons, savages, and finally kings. A pulpy good time.
>>90 Poor peachy

Conspiracy Theory 1997 Mel Gibson Julia Roberts Bellatuna 07/26/2021 (Mon) 18:18:58 No. 78 [Reply]
I remember more of this one. Mel plays a redpilled fella in the late 90s. He is played for laughs initially until the movie takes a twist that would never happen today. It says what if he was right? What if some weird ass government shit is going down? And people start being clintoned. Heh. That was barely a thing then. Anyway it's great probably. Watching later today expect a better write up then.
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>>78 So 1 minute in and the first surprise. This is a richard donner film. He of superman and lethal weapon fame. Apparently he also did free willy. Who knew? So today is a donner day. Fitting. He died this month. Probably the only jew im sad to see go.
>>78 Mel bites off patrick stewarts nose, while screaming he doesn't want any gravy. Yeah this movie holds up.
What a great film. Yeah I enjoyed that immensely from start to finish an engrossing action packed adventure. Highly recommend two thumbs up.

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