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Anonymous 07/23/2020 (Thu) 20:44:25 No. 1387 [Reply]
fuck yeah

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the pedo and the pokeman Anonymous 10/21/2020 (Wed) 00:26:18 No. 2135 [Reply]
the pedo hands you the buildabear workshop pokemon what do you do
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ask who his favorite child model is

How does a person cure a pornograpy addiction Anonymous 10/20/2020 (Tue) 13:12:20 No. 2124 [Reply]
I really need to stop looking at pornograpy, it's just too degenerate Please help me, pls
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>>2126 I don't think this will work for me, I've seen too much weird disturbing shit on the web that makes me want to clean my eyes and think about life, and I don't want to normalise incredibly shitty bad habits, I already fap to porn way too much anyway (almost every day) >>2128 I'll try this Thanks for the responses guys It's nice this site isn't dead and I can still speak to you people, man I wish og 8chan was still up, /b2/ was nice.
>>2128 can confirm that this works dont get into lesbo porn tho
>>2124 Pay to see a prostitute, or completely disconnect from the internet nya~

help finding a music video Anonymous 10/20/2020 (Tue) 06:27:44 No. 2104 [Reply]
I'm looking for a Japanese animated music video that depicted a robber getting chased through a series of different TV channels. The animation featured transitions between the channels, or a television visible in a restaraunt with the robber running through it. I can't remember the name of the song, can anyone help me out? Someone posted it back on the old 8chan some time ago, that's where I remember seeing it. pic unrelated.
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its called 'the TV show'
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>>2121 Thanks! I'd exhausted every search query I could think of, and just kept getting shit like old animated MTV channel bumpers from the early nineties.

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Anonymous 09/14/2020 (Mon) 00:27:22 No. 1791 [Reply] [Last]
So I going to admit that I never been truly to the original 8chan but only 8kun but I do see on 8kun that there are some post that are dated before the 8chan shut down.But can you all tell me what the original 8chan was like?
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>>2106 Its Acidman and Codexx, not mark. Mark helped pay for the first month or something to get it started.
>>2113 Thx for the clarification.
>>2113 wheres mark now?

Anonymous 07/21/2020 (Tue) 13:57:42 No. 1365 [Reply]
So, I am having a girl over tomorrow, but I don't know how to keep her entertained. I was thinking of perhaps a movie and then asking if she wants to watch me play a video game like super metroid, King's field or baba is you. Care to give me some suggestions. She is overly introverted and not very talkative face to face. She is loves reading btw.
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But my emotions never changed. That same mix of love and hatred never left my heart. Years later I learned from my mistakes and, without giving details that would come off like bragging, I have been significantly more successful getting chicks when I feel like putting in the effort to bother to meet them. But rarely do I feel like putting in the effort. She defined what was attractive to me. Even though she wasn't what is typically treated as "hot," I've been calibrated by my experience with her, and now my attraction to other girls is largely based on how much they look like her, which is never enough. Not only that, but we actually had common interests. We were both young and inexperienced, and, at least I thought, both still innocent and optimistic. I guess she wasn't as optimistic as me, and after what happened with her, I've never been optimistic again. Realizing how badly I misjudged her turned me into a very jaded person. "Losing your innocence" is a euphemism for having sex for the first time, but I think the phrase fits more appropriately for getting romantically/sexually rejected for the first time, because it shattered my illusions and took away a naivete that I almost wish I still had. Having sex didn't make me feel like a different person, but this did. I don't like the person I am now. But at least now I'm right. I don't regret my later decisions, but I wish they weren't necessary. She was a quiet, shy, nerdy, rather conservative girl. Needless to say, those are hard to find, and no amount of hatefucking SJWs, and women that say they aren't SJWs but still fundamentally act like them, achieves the happiness I felt just from thinking that I could one day love a girl that I thought I actually got along with, that I thought was actually my friend. Oh, and that, at least to my knowledge, wasn't a slut. She was the last girl I ever respected, and the last that ever felt like my equal. I know better now, but I almost wish I didn't. I haven't been able to find a non-slut since. At least none that are of legal age. I don't mean I haven't been able to fuck a non-slut, I mean I literally haven't been able to find a non-slut. Literally every legal age woman that I've seen in the last decade has been a gross slut, and I'm not attracted to them, not even the ones I actually boned. I spent the next few years posting her parents' phone number in prank call threads on 4chan and telling people to ask for her mom and say that they saw her dad out with another woman. I didn't have the means to check if it ever had substantial effects, but it's still a slight solace. Eventually moot banned prank call threads, like the cuck he turned out to be, and that was the last easy outlet that I could think of. But not the last I thought of her. One time I had to make a Facebook account for a job, and she was recommended as a friend. Needless to say, she did not accept my request, which I swear I only sent because I was trying to fill out my list with as many people who actually went to the same schools/workplaces as me as possible, under the advice that it makes my account look legitimate. See, I otherwise wouldn't try to add her, because just seeing her profile picture after nearly a decade felt nearly as devastating as all the days that I wasted thinking I was friends with someone who only had disdain for me. And since it was also brought up in this thread, no, rape isn't a solution. She should not be rewarded, and dick is a reward. Feminists can complain all they want, but sex feels good for them too, and I wouldn't want to make her feel good. And I'm sure by now she's turned into the same type of used up slut that isn't fulfilling for me now anyway. There is no replacement for young love, for your first love. So now I just hold out hope for somehow getting a virgin. But good luck with that. Men don't ask for much. Just don't be a slut or a landwhale. But even if I found that, I'd still hate the world for all the wasted years. Women will say "well you've had experience too!" First of all, not as much as any woman I've ever seen since they're all colossal sluts, and secondly, I only had those experiences in the hopes that catching up to these sluts would make me feel a little better about how gross they are. It didn't. I'd much prefer to have only been with one girl, so long as I was the only guy she was ever with too. I no longer have the means for any sort of revenge, no matter how small or petty. Now, you can say that my revenge was quite extreme, and that I should be satisfied with it, but I'm not. So I guess that brings me to my two main points, to why I bothered to write all this out... >tl;dr: just be physical with her ASAP, because otherwise you're wasting your time. If you're gonna be with her, it's gonna be right away or not at all. Prolonging it won't work and will only make you feel worse. >tricking her into drinking your cum will only give you a very minor feeling of satisfaction, and is no replacement for actually touching her.
>>1365 I'm probably too late, but "watch me play a video game" will fall flat on its face. You get her back to your place for refreshments and ask her if she wants to play Mario Kart, or Kirby's Epic Yarn, or something like that. Either something co-operative or lightly competitive with a light-hearted theme to it can lead to flirty fun and then sex.
>>2118 This is an alright idea, but I might try to avoid video games in general, for the simple reason that it keeps your hands occupied. Your hands shouldn't be on the controller, they should be on her.

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What is the weirdest thing you have seen online /b/? Anonymous 10/17/2020 (Sat) 20:08:27 No. 2063 [Reply]
18 Beastiality, a family getting chopped up, the dude from /r9k/ killing himself,brenton tarrant's massacre, and ISIS beheading videos where they use teenagers to behead civilians and journalists. Also a female getting raped and the old mentally ill guy, not giving a shit as she cries. I've seen a lot of stuff but that got to me. Had to clean my eyes afterwards.
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>>2076 >you don't see any blood sprays or any close up shots of their faces blown apart or anything. You weren't looking close enough. There was a guy moaning on the floor who very clearly had a lot of blood blown out of his head, and the woman that was double-tapped near the end before the vehicle getaway had her head visibly come apart, although it didn't look very spectacular as you mostly just see chunks of her hair flying off.
>>2076 >The only video i've ever stopped watching other than animal cruelty/killing has been 3 dudes 1 hammer. Funny, I watched that one all the way through and felt ill, but still managed to make it. The one that made me feel even worse was 1 guy 1 jar. >I know this is going to have the complete opposite effect,but don't watch that shit anons. I used to feel that way, but I am completely jaded at this point.
>>2110 1) guy with face skinned off still alive screamimg with chopped off hands as people torture him and funky town plays on the radio 2)dog in arab shithile has snout snapped off by being smashed in the face with shovel and screams and is beaten to death 3)psychopathic whore in stilettos steps on live kittens and kills them slowly 4)autistic psycho retard crushes live puppys spine in drawer and rapes its ass which is hanging out of the drawer Imo actively malevolent people shouldnt have rights. In fact their rights should be inverted, so that all others have a moral obligation to do harm to them.

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loli boards down? Anonymous 10/01/2020 (Thu) 15:06:01 No. 1949 [Reply]
is anybody else getting "403 forbidden: varnish server cache"when trying to access any of the loli boards or am i just retarded?
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>>1995 If you aren't retarded you'll be able to find it
They still down on clearnet apparently.

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Post your life story Anonymous 08/17/2020 (Mon) 09:56:40 No. 1604 [Reply]
I'll start I'm 18 years old and a virgin. I had the chance to have a relationship when I was younger with a cute, thicc (was my type) white girl but I said no due to the fear of fucking up. I sort of regret it sorta not. If I could redo my life I would do a lot of things differently (I regret doing a lot of things in my life like taking the knee when getting bullied for like 16 years and being antisocial as hell, and doing cringy stuff on the interwebs and spending too much time looking at internet drama and doing other looser stuff which I regret. If I had the chance to go back I would have said yes to her when she asked me out. I would probably draw a lot more and not spend time participating in internet community stuff that hasn't made my life any better (anti sjw/political tube, 4gag/8gag etc) and has just been a huge time sink. But eh. Well that's my life story.
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>>1753 Lol
>>1608 I'll try that
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50 Cent speaks out against high taxes Anonymous 10/20/2020 (Tue) 06:50:56 No. 2105 [Reply]
I'm glad to see 50 standing up for himself and capitalist values. Taxation is theft, no matter how wealthy you are. Preach it, 50. Fuck socialists and socdems.

/nya/ #1 https://steemit.com/@voxxe 09/14/2020 (Mon) 22:56:31 No. 1808 [Reply]
Hello /b/ and 8chan.moe, as my board https://shamik.ooo/nya/ has been deleted I have decided to see if I can be a refugee here for my low effort lewd pro-Aryan/Feline/Freedom posting. I hope you will be kind nya~
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>>1808 There's only one cure for a lesbian
>>2090 Lesbians, gays, straights... absolutes like these they don't actually exist in reality, butt are socially constructed nya~

Any Fat Overweight or Skinny Anons Here Want To Fuck Sasha Morga on Camera? Anonymous 09/20/2020 (Sun) 17:11:24 No. 1876 [Reply]
Any Fat overweight or skinny anons with above average cock Size here got the confidence, charm and charisma to get Sasha Morga fucking you on Camera and post it on Pornhub?
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>>1877 as long as you've got the confidence, charm and charisma to get her fucking you on Camera for all to see, go for it my friend you'll never regret making that choice.
Weird thread, OP why do you sound like a bot? Also who is she and why should >we care? What's the catch? Is she actually a trap or something? Because that would just make it even better to be honest. I'm fat,by both mine and European standards I guess,big belly does that count? Average cock size though but since i've never had a chick who didn't enjoy her time with me average cock or no I guess i'd have the confidence, but i feel like there's suposed to be a catch here, but i'm not seeing it. Is she some sort of Black Widow and this is all an elaborate way of telling anon to kill himself and livestream it? Might just be overthinking it.
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Lonely 10/08/2020 (Thu) 00:14:44 No. 2002 [Reply]
>spot someone with a careful_crusader nickname on some chat site >oh shit a fellow catholic >spam him all my crusader memes >he's a gen z faggot who does it ironically
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>>2047 this is now a Crusader and overall Christian Religious Fervor thread, at least i'm among my own here. Thanks anon.
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Alright I want to say a couple of things. That we should prepare for if, Being honest most probably when the time comes of these events. So let's say mandatory microchipping becomes a thing? I believe we should try to avoid it at all cost. Better dead than a slave after all. I believe we should come up with idea's on how to avoid this. Always good to have a backup plan after all. People are beginning to say that they will do it via a vaccine. Our goal should be to figure out when this will take place and then come up with counter measures to avoid taking the vaccine even if it means fleeing from civilization. So let's brainstorm some idea's /b/.

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Anonymous 09/13/2020 (Sun) 20:11:41 No. 1786 [Reply]
Gentlemen, behold! A monster girl that nobody wants to fuck!
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>>1786 I hope I'm not the only one seeing this
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>>1786 >that nobody wants to fuck Where do you think you are? Is that her in pic 2? Prettier than my last imaginary gf tbh, whats the catch? Is she Tsundere? Does she like watching family guy or something? None of this would matter anyway since you explicitly said "fuck" and not "date" which i'd still do were it the case. >>1849 If I'd been OP in that thread,watching it unfold, I could have been 35 I'd have run out of the house crying screaming for mommy to come save me.

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Anonymous 10/18/2020 (Sun) 05:27:18 No. 2071 [Reply]
so where the fuck did the clownchan regulars flock to ?
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>>2073 You got me. That's my alt account because I was too embarrassed to ask for clowngirls directly. I do the same thing on Reddit so I was hoping it would work here too. Thank you for understanding anon-chan
>>2073 Not this >>2074 humongous cum guzzler, thank god. But this is one of those kink's you don't know you have until you've seen it, got any more anon?
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>>2075 Only a little; i generally don't save things that're out and out porn because it'd eat up all my space and there's a dozen websites filled with it.

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Anonymous 10/16/2020 (Fri) 19:09:16 No. 2055 [Reply]
but is it good music or is it just shit like anal cunt
>>2056 it's forbidden
>>2057 well so is the anarchists cookbook but you can still find copies of it online


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