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How many of you retards support trannies and what would you do if you saw one irl

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Just thought of this plot for a movie where a guy falls in love with a girl who's just a shadow. She doesn't have a physical form. She exists in 2d while he's in 3d. This interdimensional love story is what 2023 needs.

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Sirs, i might have met someone who posts on r/twoxindia I don't really have anything concrete bht >she is this intern veterinarian doctor >can't quite figure out where she's from >but she insists on speaking English >she said "y'all" today that was when this thought struck me >doesn't look South Indian, but doesn't speak or understand Hindi either (i thought she might be Bengali) >a little on the fatter side and she cuts her hair short and curly >actually quite nice, but also retarded - couldn't open a vial of injection today >after someone else opened it, she spilled half the contents Pic not related

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Kaash yeh chanchal aur haseen raat kabhi khatam na ho. I don't want to deal with tomorrow's bullshit.

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Have you ever been to a movie? Mai toh sirf ek baar gaya tha wo bhi 20 saal ke umar me.

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If trips then hum honge kamyab ek din https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G2qwRN0AcA

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TMFYCTYRFNR General #1

>Things/moments from your childhood that you remembet for no reason ITT post things/moments from your childhood that you remembet for no reason Personally I vividly remeber the summer after my 5th standard exams. It was a fun summer and everything was going pretty well. I spent a lot of time playing with my cousins, swimming and collecting mangoes. it was also the year when heroman aired. i loved that show and its oening(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFdCDGukIYs)also very memorable. i used to sing it whenever i felt happy!! the entire summer vacation felt like it lasted for years instead of months

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>plastic bags everywhere >dim light due to dust accumulated on the bulb >spiderwebs everywhere, every metal is rusty >noisy fan spins dust all around the room >can smell toilet from the living room >hinges broken, windows won't open >clothes piled on concrete hard bed >eating thanda chapati from newspaper Life is good bros

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_O/ , \ / \O_ /\_ `\_\ ,/\/ \ ` , \ / ` O/ / /O\ \ /\|/\. `

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Jannie kon hai is board ka

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Dream journal

>walking along a rice field with my cousin >almost trip and fall into a little pond >water is very clear, can see a few tortoises underwater >lower myself into the pond and start picking few tortoises up >omgtheyaresobeautiful >they're very calm and are not swimming away from me >feelsgood.png >finally decide to take 2 home, more than that would be hard to take care of >i look ahead and my cousin has already caught a huge cuttlefish in muddy water >he puts my tortoises and his cuttlefish in a plastic bag he found nearby >we walk home Tortoises have been very common in my dream, it's the animal that has apleared the most. I'd have atleast 3 tortoise dream (that i remember even after waking up) every month.

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Absolutely love it when shows and movies leave these little hints and easter eggs for the eagle eyed viewers. Love what wwe has been doing lately with the white rabbit. Really a smart way to keep people hooked.

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yum yum

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>looks like a mad hunter, eats ants >looks like it can kill you, but very shy >looks extinct, still alive What a based little feller. Love this ryujin looking ant eater.

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Mujhe jihad karne se mat roko yaaro

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oye jannie mere instawhore wali thread minor nhi hai. she posts pics with whiskey goes clubs, konse minors ko ye allowed hoga ? you have wrongfully gave me a warn. i request it to be removed

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What do you guys think about him? He could have became our PM.

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Batli ladkiya kitni pyaari hoti hai

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I am slowly loosing my mind, i am when I feel pathetic i start laughing today i went to a mela after long time, seeing the amount of couples made me seethe so hard, came home laughed out loud for some minutes

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Khush raha karo doston zindagi ka koi bharosa nahi

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Ye kitni pyaari anime hai yaara 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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do u workout everyday

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mujhe yeh karna hai

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>riding bike >ride behind school bus >"hello" >look up >little guy waves at me through the window with a grin on his face >i wave back >hhe goes inside and stares at me with the same grin >looks uncanny after a few seconds >looks creepy after a few more bacche yarr kitne ajeeb hote hai I like kids but only anime ones

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Mujhe bachpan me lagta tha ki agar kisiko goli lage to use paani me kud jaana chahiye, aisa karne se wo marega nahi.

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what's the best answer to 'tu ghar pe karta hi kya hai din bhar?' i am tired of being asked the same shit.

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spy x family season 2 is back yaaro waku waku days are back

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RilaCOOMER

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Something I drew a while back

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Some people move their hands in such a way that it really REALLY infuriates me. I don't know, there isn't a reason, but it ticks me off so much and sometimes makes me panic mildly even though it isn't a threatening gesture. makes me want to punch the retard in the face. as an example look at this at about the 2:35 mark https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OADSdOczcPU

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Eversince I realised that I can induce a sneeze if I pull my nose hair just right, my life has changed completely. Feels just as good as cleaning your ear or orgasm. You all should try it too.

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Aaj maine ek orphanage ke liye khana bana ne me help kiya.

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Aaj Sunday hai yaaro kya scene?

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Call Centers Wasting Time

Hey, guys. Could you all do me a favor and talk to your friends and cousins about maybe not calling me five times a day and pretending to be a customs agent named "Bob" when I know it's really Rajnesh or something? I used to just start swearing into the phone until they went away for a few months, but some rat-bastard added me to heavy rotation so I got tons of calls at 6:00 in the morning for three weeks. Fair enough, so I decided to change tactics. >"Please hold for the next available agent." >"*click* Hullo. Muh name ees Row-bert. Ees thees aboot yoor Amuhzon ordoor?" >"Hi, Robert. I was hoping you could answer a question for me." >"Shoor." >"Rob, as you can tell, I'm being pretty good-natured, so I'd just like to know, man to man, why you guys keep calling me when, in the past, I've told you I'm not going to fall for the scam? Doesn't that waste your time as much as m--" >"*click!*" >"Oh well, maybe next month." Your scammers need to work smarter, not harder. If they get a number where the person obviously knows it's a scam, they should just delete it from the database to save time and aggravation. I know they're just playing the odds, but, frankly, it affects my dealings with Indians who actually live in my country and are usually not doing anything bad (other than trying to fuck white women a few decades younger than them, for some reason). Can you guys please get the word out before we end up taking our frustration out on your people here? Thank you.

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just removed few pubes stuck under my foreskin for god knows how long Hajnfhnggahh feels good

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Brootal yaar

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Bahar jaana kitna exhausting hai. 4 mahine me pehli baar ghar se nikla. Poora body dead feel ho raha. Aur thumb bhi pata nahi kyu dard kar raha hai.

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i just drank stagnant water meant for watering plants and now have a headache

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Ise dekh kar daya aati hai.

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Jaldi sojao pyaare anon warna me raat ko tumhare ghar aake tumhara wo lelunga!

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/wg/

Dump your papes

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Dupeher is the time I watch movies and shows. Gonna watch trainspotting part 1. Aakar bataunga kaisa tha. Babayee

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Sone ka time ho gaya hai doston. Aasha karta hu kal ka din hum sab ke liye shubh hoga.

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why can't gujjews ever stop talking annoying fafdaniggers

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this guy's contractor did a better job making his aangan than most contractors do while making highways in this country i am so jealous https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXFANVqjbt0 meanwhile in my city they "fixed" some potholes. 2 days later the patches of tar started to disintegrate and present day they have completely crumbled into nothing but gravel and stone.

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Can anyone add banners here!

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Mujhe naachne se mat roko yaaro

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>be me >moved to a new city >here the water gives me constipation >i cant shit for 2 days and in 3rd day my anus hurts after shitting >woke up early today and started working out >felt the need to shit >anus didn't hurt today >be happy

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Dump similar music

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they say that happiness comes from within so now I am searching my own hard drive for happiness instead of on the internet

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If you were a wrestler what would be your entrance music. Mine would be https://youtu.be/0MB3UWLtIu8

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I think this board has gained popularity

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Yaar I hate garam masala, the smell makes me feel nauseous and sometimes I even get headache. I used to love it when I was a kid but now it feels so unnecessary. It also ruins the taste of whatever is being cooked. Cinnamon and cloves are okay but everything else is utterly useless.

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Dodo dilemma

Wtf I remember few years ago when I first got to know what a dodo bird was, I assumed it was an extinct and a prehistoric species based on how it looked and stuff. But then few years later, I realised that they aren't extinct and still exist today, I also remember seeing lots of memes about people thinking dodos are extinct only to realise they still exist, which made me believe it was a common misconception. But today I just realised that dodos never existed anywhere in the recent time. They went extinct a long time ago. Is there anyone else who remembers this? Am I having a false memory?

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Yaar everytime I see videos of blue whales I get hit with a wave of nostalgia. I feel kind of sad too. I don't know what this feeling is. Blue whales and their noises they make and how it propagates in liquid rather than the usual air propagation we're so used to, the fact that they're so heavy that they'd collapse on their own weight if they were on land, how they live in cold regions and the fact that they're on the verge of extinction. All of this probably has something to do with it.

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Pyaara Shinzo Abe San ka funeral day hai yaaro 🥺🥺

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Goodmorning pyaare fullchan vaasiyon

Aaj naashte me maggie khaya Italian seasoning lagake. Yum yum tha. Lekin jaise hi chai piya to zor ki tatti lagi. ye observation maine bohot time se kiya hai. Hence I conclude, Maggie + chai = zor ki tatti.

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Next COVID wave when?

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ITT: Beautiful pictures generated by AI

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I can't see the icons from the past few days. What's the reason yaaron. Koi upay?

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my friends think women are idiot drivers and are just inferior to men. I think this is really mysoginistic and problematic. How can I convince them otherwise? If they see a badly driven car on the road they say 'aunty hogi zaroor'. I cringe every time. Women are such beautiful creatures yaar why do people hate them so much?

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Mujhe darwaza todne se mat rokoh ACP saab!

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Go home.

Go home.

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More songs like this please. So pleasing to hear.

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Bohot zor se sar dard kar raha hai yaar. Koi upaay?

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Yaaro

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If this bill should turn into an act

It will be OOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR

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Thank you nigga san

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Come my friend let us enter this new world https://bharat.tk

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Everyday we learn something

Today I buzzed my entire beard. My lower jaw looked so small at first, picrel. I was devastated and thought I would never let my beard go short once I grow it out again. But then I convinced myself that I shouldn't be attached to anything. I'd always trim my beard down completely before but eversince I started growing it out I got attached to that look of me. Only been an hour and now it doesn't look that bad.

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Mujhe paseene me bheegna bohot pasand hai yaaro

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how many days in a month on average?

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yaaro this place reminds me of old inch keep it like that I hope it doesn't get raided by r/jeeneets :)

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Are there any books/research papers which analyse memes, how they evolve, meme culture and psychology? By memes, i don't mean the 'text pasted on a template' thing, or what much of the Indian "meme" scene has to offer. An example of a popular meme should be Pepe the Frog and Wojak These are popular everywhere but some memes are localised like sariya chamatkaar etc. It's not a huge possibility but if such a pape exists i would like to read it no don't link to the retarded vadapao face guy's paper which mentions inch no I won't touch grass

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Why this board is so dead. What happened to bhachan and where I can find old frens
Open

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sinwon imtooz

sinwon imtooz is a nice guy

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Reply if you're a bigger loser than him

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Lagta hai /india/ board evening time mai zyada active rehta hai

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violent thoughts

from a young age i have had unnecessarily violent thoughts i often wonder 'yaar xyz se ladai ho gayi to mai jeet paunga kya?' and play out that scenario in my head apparently when I was very young and playing on picrel i punched another guy my age square in the face for no reason even though I don't want to, i like the fact that I did that if i meet someone who is bigger than me (i am no giant, lots of people like that) i start to feel insecure the urge to escalate a verbal altercation to a physical one is also pretty strong when that happens fortunately I've only let that happen once i am not strong or skilled enough to win fights so i don't start them but i LOVE watching street fight videos and self inserting how to stop?

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Aaj to chhole bhature khaye yaaro

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rember

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So...I'm new here from r/selfhatingloserincelfaggot. I saw a meme posted on the new content page and thought this seemed like a pretty funny place. I already see based incel memes here and that's pretty popular on incelreddit so I already feel right at home lol. So ELI5: how do I check messages on here to see who replied to me? I tried asking on r/indiachan, and they said that you can't. I'm just supposed to watch these threads? They move kinda fast. Do you guys have anything like the Reddit Enhancement Suite extension to make something like that easier? And why did this site automatically copied my thread and made another one? Is someone trolling me by copy pasting my thread? Any help to accommodate me is welcomed kind sirs. Pic related: me_irl

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Let's all have a meet up.

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Post random

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jpg abdul kalam

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Kya yaha sab college fags aur wagies hi hai kya. Koi bhi NEET nahi hai kya. Din me ek bhi post ya reply nahi hota, sab kuch sham ke 7 baje se shuru hota hai.

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Where are my kannadanons

Chris griffin's mouth looks like ಪ

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kal kuch dhang ka nahi kiya parso bhi nahi aur aaj bhi na karunga

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A humble request not to namefag in this board please yaaro

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>jatayu aakraman!

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in 2009 at around this time i was probably just done with watching Pokemon advanced challenge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vadsLRvn_T4
Open

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Crimes by the Police

There has been stories of crimes by these Bengaluru police that has been going on for a while now. There are personal experiences as well as from friends. I have had several experiences in Bangalore where the police stops you randomly while walking on the street and checks your body and your phone gallery. And if they find a photo of weed they will immediately ask you for bribes. That to not any small sum - they start with one lakh. Only if you know Kannada or have some influence in the Police you will be let go. There has been dangerous situatutions when police have barged in with local gundas into college students apartments and beat them up and asked for money. Any similar stories ?

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Age of Empires 2 me mediaeval sariya rape karne ka option hota to maza hi aa jaata. Any mods for that?

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Bye

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Is there any pro res bhangi here?

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Did any of you do something illegal or criminal outside of the internet?

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Meri billi shayad pregnant hai lekin wo to bas 10 mahine ki bacchi hai yaar.

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Arre wah old inch vibes yaaro🥺🥺

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Drop whatever media you've been consooming recently. Music, movies, shows, books yuchube channel anything.

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Dump gloomy kino.

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Yaha shayad cirno poster aur mh supremacist dono hai happy to see yall here yaaro 💙🤗

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how was your day

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Raat ko kitna bhi khaana kha lu, raat me phir se bhookh lagti hai aur so nahi paata. Kya upaay?

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Me bhot time se ek baat puchna chah raha tha par thoda hesitatant tha . Tum log ek doosre ko identify kaise karte ho

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Yaaron do you remember a show called loomba that used to air on hungama around the same time as majooba ka ajooba, pic related. I can't find any pictures of loomba (the main character of the show) he was a human-monkey hybrid who can increase or decrease in size.

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Absolute state of new inCH

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Topkek
Open

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india

vande

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Yaar these Yuchube videos of tiny japanese appartments is so comfy. Mujhe bhi aise chote ghar me rehna hai. >Inb4 mumbai chala jaa

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Entering in this board feels like a barren land with no soul. Why there are so less users here . Why I only make threads most of the time .

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why do muzzies love this car so much bros it's kind of comfy desu but it's unreliable as shit

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BYE YAARO see you in other life

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ohayo sirs

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Yaaro how was the day!

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Khush raha karo guys, zindagi ka koi bharosa nahi

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yeh saare kutte ke pille mere hi ghar kyun aate hai i can't resist them they seem so helpless i ended up letting one stay the night y'day ab usko chhodna padega

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my homosexual tendencies have increased over the past few months

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my internet friends cant be this cute

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In the end we all are gonna make it.

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Thoughts on new inCH

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Mere liye koi jagah nahi bacha hai

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Is 8kun down yaaro

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hi sirs can anyone tell me how to flert I don't actually want to do it just want to be accurate in my daydreams

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me thinking about my inch friends

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Queen of 8chan/india

Yokoyama Yui :)

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Pajeet my friend, how have you been? How has life been treating you? Did you redeem?

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GREAT

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