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Shitposting Thread #1 Anonymous 04/08/2021 (Thu) 23:26:15 No. 2303
Let off some steam, Bennet
So this is our dedicated shitposting thread? I likey.
Shitposting is also a way to blow off steam.
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"Fucking CIA niggers." Thomas Jefferson
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>>2318 >Amogus You will never be a real impostor. You have no sabotage, you have no vent, you have no kill button. You are a homosexual crewmate twisted by sus and amogus into a crude mockery of Among Us’s perfection. All the “Red sus” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back impostors and crew mates alike mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “crew mates ” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind sabotaged doors. Impostors are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed impostors to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even transimpostors who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to an impostor. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk impostor home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected User Interface. You will never be sus. You wrench out a fake act of suspicion every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the tasks piling up creeping up like weeds, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rooe, do your tasks, eject yourself from the Skeld, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your crewmates will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth occupation, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a crew mate is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a single bone that is unmistakably a crewmate’s. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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>>2318 >Amogus Imagine, 700 years in the future, through some last vestige of the internet kept in an underground server, a notification miraculously appears on your device (which has been preserved in nuclear dust from the 5th world war). One night, an alien working a late shift at the museum of archeology notices the cracked screen suddenly light up, and upon it, one word arises from the battered code: Amogus. They do not know what this word means. They ponder it deeply. They scour the ancient tomes, desperate to understand its mystifying origin. It drives them mad. Is it a primeval cipher? The motto of a bygone civilization? A message from God? Night after night they study it by candlelight. They flip through pages in books so old, the slightest cough would turn the paper to a fine off-white powder. The answer is nowhere to be found. And then they are struck by a revelation: I was not meant to know this word. Its esoteric nature escapes my grasp for a reason. What if its meaning is too enlightening to bear? With this revelation comes anger. Spite. Despair. Why shouldn't I understand it?! What cosmic forces are there at play to keep me from such knowledge?! In a fit of desperate rage, they shatter your device against a wall and exclaim, arms raised to the heavens: "This is literally 1984!" Silence... Their pleas are unanswered. Sadly, in the end, their inability to unlock the word's meaning drives them to suicide. Its secrets are never known. So I ask you this: is it better to die having never understood the true mind-bending nature of Amogus, or to be driven mad by the little spaceman in his blood-red suit? If you knew enlightenment would render you incapable of living on this mortal earth without making daily references to a game of space mafia, would you accept it? With knowledge comes power, but also endless suffering. Choose wisely, and be wary when standing at the edge of that great abyss we call "the Truth," lest you fall too deep.
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>>2318 >Amogus I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're referring to as Amogus, is in fact, SUS/Amogus, or as I've recently taken to calling it, SUS plus Amogus. Amogus is not an original meme unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning SUS system made useful by the SUS corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full MS as defined by KYM. Many internet users follow a modified version of the SUS meme system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of e-vents, the version of SUS which is widely used today is often called Amogus, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the SUS system, developed by the SUS Project. There really is a Amogus, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the meme they use. Amogus is the kernel: the reference in the meme that makes it relevant to the other memes that you make. The kernel is an essential part of an meme system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete meme system. Amogus is normally used in combination with the SUS meme system: the whole system is basically SUS with Amogus added, or SUS/Amogus. All the so-called Amogus distributions are really distributions of SUS/Amogus!
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>>2324 >YouTube Kids
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>>2452 Dispatch this *cums hard on the robot*
I have accumulated a lot of cuckchan no sound webm over the years. Might as well convert them into gifs for easier access.
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Though the maximum file size limit is really restricting what I can post.
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>>2547 >17.50 MB gifs Oh shit nigga what are you doing
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>>2557 No bullying it was the smallest file size I could obtain without losing too much quality. If you think that was too big you ought to check out this one.
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>>2560 I'm not gonna bully too much, I'm just impressed. Has the posting limit been upped lately? That's crazy.
>>2547 >converting video to gif because no sound AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Listen up motherfucker, don't. Gifs are a great format, but they're an specific format, they do one thing and they do it well, and that thing is lossless animation with a limited palete of indexed colors. See these gifs? Converting them to webm would cause a loss of quality and a size increase because they require what gifs excel at. Can you get a good video to gif conversion? Maybe if the planets align, the source is lossless, and there's less than 256 colors. In that case you'll get a good compression, but as a rule of thumb gifs are only good if they were made as gifs. Here's the thing though WEBMS ARE AN INHERENTLY LOSSY FORMAT They were made for one thing and one thing only, streaming. They crush shit down into oblivion as to make it small as possible but have it still look similar enough. Converting that into a gif is the most stupid braindead retarded thing there is. Even if the original source was a gif the compression adds new colors sending it over the treshold, and a fuckton of artifacts which the gif format simply wasn't made to work with. That means webm to gif compression bloats the size while decreasing quality. FUCKING CEASE
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>>2564 Based and righteous sperging A much simpler solution would be to just add sound to the cuckchan webms.
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>>2564 I noticed the filesize would double or even triple after conversion and still have worse quality. Webms are inconvenient for quick viewing though. I didn't delete the original webms so nothing was lost. >>2565 >Based
>>2567 >Webms are inconvenient for quick viewing though Just like use hydrus.
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>>2567 BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED >Webms are inconvenient for quick viewing though I just use my web browser.
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guys help how do i draw core shadow on the concave surface please
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The worth of a man is measured by the size of his turban. Convert to Sikhism.
>>2857 That turban is Sikh bro!
>>2311 >>2856 >nujak >yeschad Why has nobody bullied this?
>>2860 Don't meme shame me, Grandpa
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Reminder that /loomis/ is a NO BULLY ZONE
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There is a gondola drawpile happening now in /c/ Get in here faggots >>>/c/575
>>2864 bazed :DDD
Testing something
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>>2938 nice physics
>>2938 The jiggles of the boobs don't line up with the amount of force you're implying they're imparting. They should start jiggling when they first hit the target, not after. Furthermore, the jiggle is too soft, but I suppose that's for fetish reasons so whatever.
>>2944 This is the shitpost thread silly. I just posted that because I thought it was funny, I didn't make it.
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>Wake up one morning to a low buzzing noise overhanging the room >It's mosquitoes. Mosquitoes everywhere >Kill 17 in the hall, 9 in the kitchen, 8 in the bathroom. Did not count those in my room >No more bloodsuckers in sight, yet the buzzing remains >Notice living room door is slightly ajar >Oh sweet mother of mercy >A literal fucking swarm of uncountable individuals >Their collective buzz echoing through the empty room is almost enough to drown any ambience from outdoors >They may or may not have spawned in a bucket of water I used to remove old wallpaper >Close the door and make a tactical retreat >This is not the time to panic anon, it's moments like these that make a man. SOLVE THIS PROBLEM >Google mosquitoes. Know your enemy and all that. >Learn that they avoid the sun because they're sensitive to dehydration >A sinister smile spreads across my face >Because I have in my possession a powerful dehumidifier. >Strip down and soak myself in mosquito repellant >Unstrip >Into the fray we go >Cover the vent. Seal every crack in the room with masking tape >Repellant seems to be working. The little bastards are keeping their distance >Lug the nearly one meter tall machine into the room >Pause a moment to mount the outlet cover again, fucking hell >Plug the machine in, crank it up to max, and the show is on >Seal the door with tape as well. You motherfuckers may have gotten in, but you're not getting out >I will derive immense satisfaction from being your direct cause of death >"An adult mosquito may live for 4 days to a month" >Fast forward one day, and already I have proven the statistics wrong. >The room is littered with the mummified bodies of my enemy >The windowsills strewn with those that tried in vain to escape their fate
>>3272 As always, intelligence wins over raw numbers.
>>3272 The fools knew not what they had messed with. You have done well anon.
>>3272 Lich/10
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>>3318 Edge
Wow such edge
>>3354 Were you diddled by a painter or something?
>>2303 Reminder Don’t buy shitcoins
>>3442 I like my shitcoin but its price action has been shit. I would literally be a multi-millionaire if I bought a certain other Cayman Islands scam coin two years ago instead. PIECE!
>>3443 Which ones?
>>3444 Chainlink. Obvious scam by a repeat crypto scammer but manufactured hype and empty promises drove it to over $30 each at one point.
>>3445 I remember that shill campaign on 4chan /biz/ in 2018, saying that chanlink was revolutionary and was going to change the crypto business forever. I honestly didn’t know if they were joking or not at the time, because so many people were shilling it. What happened to that coin anyway, did they do an exit scam?
>>3449 >What happened to that coin anyway, did they do an exit scam? Nvm. Just checked it's still up. Though there was some drama about the coin being the next wirecard. Also man dome people are way too invested in crypto. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5264584.0
>>3451 >dome Some
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>>3496 Shitpost aside I did do this and I will rightfully claim my Reddit Gold® for this major accomplishment on my part. Thanks friend.
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You know, with all those drawings in some of the other threads you'd almost think this was an art board. What's up with that?
Didn't /loomis/ use to look a little different?
I'm going to say it...
>>3641 Someone on the backend is messing with .css shit and it's fucked up quite a few things. There was a point where it literally looked like a geocities website last night, so while that's been addressed, some other issues have manifested themselves apparently.
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Anyone got a copy of some of those garbage How to Draw Manga type books that show up in the board flags from time to time? I've become morbidly curious and could use a laugh, but the usual download sites are coming up short.
>>4023 Not sure if anyone's ever bothered to scan them unfortunately. Sad!
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>>2303 I was fucking around with brushes and made something stupid for you guys to meme with.
>>4230 Incredible my friend. That's really... something.
>>4025 I have that first one in a box somewhere, surprised anyone would ever want to see them scanned. also surprised its not on amazon as a 99 cent eBook
>>4238 > I have that first one in a box somewhere, surprised anyone would ever want to see them scanned. also surprised its not on amazon as a 99 cent eBook I would love to get some scans of this infamous book. It would be a treasure trove for the memeologic society.
>>4238 >>4242 signal boosting this sh*t It's not that big of a book right? I might buy it and destroy it myself for posterity. The people deserve to know the true secrets of art
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Does half-man-tranny-chan have a secret unwritten rules page where they determine what schizoposting is allowed and what schizoposting isnt allowed? I can hardly make a post there without getting banned, let alone an obviously tongue-in-cheek one.
>>4718 That's why we are here. Here you can speak your mind freely without getting banned. If we were in minecraft, I would say the following: The Rothschild family controls almost all central banks in the world and is a Zionist, which supports the breeding and trafficing of humans across the globe. He needs to be Jihaded or something. Trump is also a Zionist Satanist, whos real name is Trumpstein. But aas we all know, politics are just theater for the public, so he believe they have a say in any of what those people are doing, and do legitimize their power and authority. I'm not saying Freemasonry is a satanic pyramid scheme for people striving for knowledge, which at the top is a sex cult of jesters. (This is where the stereotyoe of the maniac villain comes from, who just wants to see the world burn for his enjoyment.) If you haven't noticed, Michele Obama is a tranny and as Obama also a part of that twisted sex cult. (figured as much, when he' s banging another feminized man.) The Simpsons even made a joke about her lifting an airplane, because of her upper body strength and broad shoulders. Nazi stands for "National Zionist", of which Hitler was a part. He and his swiss funding lizard elites subverted the national socialist movement. Just look at all the symbolism Hitler used. The eagle, the left swirling swastika as a sign of turning towards an satanic direction. I'm not saying that Hitler was evil though. He really tried his best for the german people and the world, but got manipulated by the black magicians seated in switzerland and modern day Is-Ra-El Btw, if your nation has an eagle as a coat of arms, it's part of this "elite" cult. Nations I can list from my head are: The current United States of America empire, The Roman empire, The federal republic of germany which is continuing the third reich, Poland, and more. I'm also not saying that these psychopaths at the top want to create a hyperreality using Corona vaccines, naanobots and 5G towers. (If you want to summon glownigers like Beetlejuice, just use the following words in one post. You'll be amazed by the results. 5G tower nanobot corona virus COVID-19 vaccine. It's also neat that the vaccine kills old people, because they are useless eaters, who are a burdon on the state. Work and then die if you're no longer able to work or pay for chemo therapy or expensive surgery. That's the best slave. Also the elites (including Hillary and Trumpstein use aborted fetal matter - meaning the stem cells - to keep themselves young. Please abort more children. Best would be children of European descent. Shapeshifting lizard people are not looking the way you imagine. ETs do though. People will be killed in masses using Chanels smart guillotines to reach the limit of 500million people on earth. Order out of chaos divide and conquer in the land of the blind the one eyed man is king The square and compass is a man fucking a women in the missionary position. This sex cults dates back as far as the egyptian pharaos who were also cooperating with ETs. Those little grey ones with the big black eyes. They also get high on adrenochrome and suck out the blood of animals, inclusing cows and humans. It's a disgustingly viscious and unimaginably painful procedure their victims go through. Hollywood was created by those people, who call themselves "Jews" as a cover up. Major parts of the cult are the Chabad and the country of switzerland, where all our politicians are trained. The swiss cross is a simplified version of the iron cross(or however you want to call it). Which is a squashed down pyramid, which is again masonic satanist symbolism rooted in ancient religions. Jehowa will win in the end, but it's still painful to watch the process. That's what I would say in an alternate minecraft universe. All that shit might be wrong and I'm happy to listens to alternate views on reality. I'm very limited and not God. I recommend listening to Jiddhu Krishnamurti. peace (I don't mean the inverted Algis rune though.)
>>4719 Oh, some more things to add: The square and compass has often times an eye or the letter G inside. This stands for the orgasm, ejaculation, life, creation, god. Sex cult things you know. There are only two forces in thiss world. They are love and fear. Death is the foal of life amd I'm not sure what thiss cult does is food or bad. I just know how I currently am and that I don't like taxes and the government interfering wirh my development as ahuman. :)
>>4719 >Trump is also a Zionist Satanist, whos real name is Trumpstein. lol'd

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