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MILFs in Vidya Anonymous 08/09/2021 (Mon) 17:32:53 Id: cb718b No. 384861
Given that it's a Monday, I hereby encourage everyone to discuss their favorite or least favorite MILFs in video games. Who are your favorite vidya MILFs anon?
Finally a good fucking thread.
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Harvest Moon has some high-quality MILFs. I'd take them over most of the bachelorettes.
Happy Bunday! I don't even know what games she's in...
Not necessarily my favorite, but I just finished Grandia and I'm kind of pissed we never got to see Lilly again. She used to be a goddamned pirate, you'd think that would be some story-hook to have her show up later in the game to save the day with her old ship and crew and get the party out of a jam. Maybe at the very end where literally EVERYFUCKINGBODY joined in the fight against Gaia. Shame she just got thrown aside. The whole game kind of goes downhill after you climb the wall at the End of the World... still has it's moments, but never lives up to what it could have been.
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>>384861 MILFs a shit. MLRS are where it's at.
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I just realized I don't know almost any mother from the games I play. I know Moxxi from Memelands, but let's say she doesn't count, because it's fucking Memelands. >tfw no 90's FPS MILF
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Scratch that, I just remembered Sophitia Alexandra from Soul Calibur. Had two children in the original timeline: Phyrra and Patroklos.
Is GLaDOS a MILF? Technically she is the "mother" of all the robots she made.
>>384943 "Mother", perhaps technically, but would you fuck GLaDOS, honestly? I know you're gonna say yes, but why though?
>>384908 The story basically turned into an SJW's wet dream. You're fighting against your country to stop the evil Western imperialists from colonizing the new world.
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>>384984 report as usual.
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>>384989 someone else will i rather shitpost
>>384990 Then keep the shitposts about MILFs in vidya, and the kind of MILF you want to see/fuck/be in vidya.
TorPedos going to TorPedo I guess.
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>>384927 Xaxaxa gud joge))))
Should I guess we'll have Tomboy Tuesday tomorrow?
>>385010 Sure, why not?
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>>384963 >The story basically turned into an SJW's wet dream Not sure we're talking about the same game. There wasn't some evil empire colonizing the new world. You had a few towns, but nobody went further than the great Trumpian wall that kept anybody from further exploring. You're fighting a military force sure, but they're not trying to colonize... they just want to resurrect Gaia, and even then - as soon as they get the hint that Gaia is a destructive force, rather than a benevolent one, they turn on their General and stage a mutiny - joining Justin's side. The closest I saw to an SJW narrative was Rapp and Milda being prejudiced against each other, but eventually learning to get along and appreciate each other. And Milda abandons your party to go fuck a cow the moment you get back to her village. So it's not like that little lesson has much of a chance to get hammered home.
cuckchan template thread
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>>385151 Your mom is a template for cuckchan
>>385156 Gotta agree with the child rapist. Thread's not really any measure of effort.
>>384946 SCIENCE ISN'T ABOUT "WHY", IT'S ABOUT "wHY NOT?"
Goth mom
>>385512 My first ever fap was Rikku when it should have been Lulu. I was a retarded teenager for not seeing Lulu as the best girl in that game.
does she count?
>>385536 General butch? more like General Cuck. I haven't played RE8.
>>385539 do you know what cuckolding actually means?

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>>385540 Yes I do think GB loves watching his significant other get fucked by other men.
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>>385010 Oh yes. I want to marry one and turn her into mother.
>>384942 She's a pretty one
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>>385536 >General Butch
>>414456 >Jesus, I remember when this comic came out... Same artist that did Bad Ocarina and Bad Majora. Bad Majora was really good.
>>414583 Well they do look like mothers, but MILFs? I don't know, that turtle lady looks like she'd tuck you in bed, not fuck you in bed.
>>414651 >Consorting with beasts
>Toriel posts got deleted Why? There was absolutely nothing wrong with them. And don't give the furry excuse because this post I made has stayed up for a month >>384886
>>414757 Do you think this is a fucking joke?
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>>385536 "'ey, baybeeee! You give fries wit' dem shakes?"
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>>414757 >>414872 >>414892 >>414925 You done fucked up now, pretty boy.
mill milf
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>>414369 Sophitia is probaly the purest girl in the game, yet has two kids so obviously knows how it's done. Meanwhile, Ivy looks like a dominatrix, yet because of her cursed line, decides to live like a /v/irgin in a big mansion and probaly never saw a dick in her life. Quite ironic. >Ivy would probably shitpost with us if she existed pic related
>>415030 Ha, you don't even know what a real Mill looks like
>>415015 Isn’t it because she would literally give birth to the Anti-Christ if she were ever knocked up?
>>415134 Something like that, yes. That's why I said it was because of her curse.
(PLEASE SPOIL YOUR LEWDS)
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>>415030 Dammit, Ivy, would you please shut the fuck up, already?
>>384942 In addition to her, there are quite a few others in fighting games that bore children.
General Butch is black.
>>416566 You mean a nigger
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>>416443 It's pretty nice that fightan games recognize the importance of milfs, but I'm still pissed that no proper FPS has a MILF protag (or at least I don't know of any FPS milf).
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>>416443 >>384942 Dural from Virtual Fighter is a Sexy Mama, and I like that she's shinny. She's Kage's mother.
>>416680 I think she would be hotter without a face
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>>416687 Without a face, you say? Yes, I know she's not a milf, but that's the first thing that came into my mind.
>>417286 Considering what happened to her, she's more of a mother I want to hug and protect before she does something stupid rather than fuck.
Do cakes count as milfs? Personally I preferred Mia!Maya myself but vanilla Mia is still good too
>>441327 It just makes me really sad that shes dead.
>>441342 It just happens, and so fast. You know that she's somehow "still here", but it's just a shame. Does fucking Mia through Maya count as a threesome?
>>441673 >deflowering maya to do it wit her dead sister Not cool anon, not cool. Besides, why would you want to cuck godot?
>>385546 >Significant other Is that fagspeak for his girl?
>>441826 >Not cool anon, not cool. Actually no, the plan sounds really cool. >why would you want to cuck Godot? <witnesses a Praljak exit <drinks on the job anyway
>>441673 >Does fucking Mia through Maya count as a threesome? >Not impregnating Maya while she’s channeling Mia so Mia’s spirit attaches to the fertilized egg/developing fetus allowing Mia to reincarnate as her own niece.
>>442145 >I resurrected as my sister's daughter through spirit fucking Sounds like stuff a power metal band from Alabama would write.
She counts.
>>384963 Aren't rightist also against the western empire?
>>460927 That isn't a mom.

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Morathi from total war warhammer. Bonus point because she wants to wincest her edgelord son.
>>385512 >>385588 >goths >tomboys I'm intrigued as to where the fascination for these specimens comes from. What is the scientific basis for this attraction? I'm speaking as someone who is into both but not sure why.
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>>461130 Not sure about goths, Tomboys on the other hand have been a choice for real men ever since ancient sparta though. They made sure the women worked out and played sports to make them better breeding stock. Clearly tomboys are the best place to plant your seed.
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vanilla lore was actually good and interesting
>>461169 Man why does everybody on /v/ have to assume weird complexes for everything
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>>461178 Because he is projecting his own homosexuality onto others.
>>461169 >Round tits instead of the meat slabs actual female body builders have >Still look feminine instead of the roid beasts they’d be in 3d Muscle girls are fine, but like many things are something only attractive in 2d
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>>461169 Appreciating fit girls isn't gay, in fact, they are mostly the sanest and one of the straightest types of women to appreciate, not only because her body is made to support you physically, but such body can only be built by one of the soundest you can get out of a woman. The fit woman does not care about self-destructive thoughts, such as the justification of laziness you hear from some fatties. She will seek the best out of you and for you, as she will take you to the gym with her and give you the most nutritious meals to make you achieve your peak performance. Her body being built for punishment, you will not need to hold back during intercourse, and her genes will carry on to your kids, and you might get a superior being as as your son or daughter. As such, the fit girl might very well turn you into a manlier man than you currently are, instead of some sissy faggot, and is therefore very straight.
>>461274 How about you just let people wank to wat they want instead of being an annoying faggot?
>All those (Deleted) What the fuck happened when I was lifting?
>>461296 Some nigger janitor couldn't handle anons making fun of his shit tier fetish.
>>461296 Apparently mentioning you like fit girls and wanting to get fit is grounds for a site wide post wipe. that or someone fat fingered.
I see someone posted Lusamine in this thread already, so I guess I'll add another Pokemon MILF to the pile and post some Melony.
>>461300 Does she have actual children? Asking because I don't know.
>>461296 Typical spergouts of anons demanding people dont like things they dont like.
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>>461296 Some faggots trying to de-rail the milf thread by whining about how much they dislike fit girls. >>461300 I mean she does look like a hot mom but is she really one?
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>>461301 Yes, Her son Gordie is the sixth gym leader in Sword version, while she's the sixth gym leader in Shield version. It's shown that they don't get along too well due to a past disagreement on who should run the gym in Shield version, dunno about Sword ver. You do see her talking to her son in both versions and it's also referenced in her rare trainer card in Shield version. "Melony wanted Gordie to take over as the Gym Leader of Circhester, while Gordie wanted to dedicate himself to Rock-type Pokémon. The Pokémon battle between the two ended up dividing the whole town. Ever since that day, Melony and Gordie hardly ever see each other. That being said, Melony supposedly managed to become the first member of Gordie's fan club. Gordie seems to have a complicated expression in their photo together, but then again, that may just be one's own imagination..."
>>461308 You were literally calling people homosexual degenerates for liking musclegirls >youre just butthurt! I like my girls slim and cute thank you, but youre a faggot.

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>>461305 >she actually is a mom >a very supportive mom too. Neato.
>>461312 >shit fetishes detected <opinion discarded
>>461305 I always thought that was her husband, not her son.
>>461346 Gordie is younger than he looks I guess, but yeah he's her oldest son... she also apparently has three more sons and a daughter, though such is only mentioned in passing in the Pokemon Adventures manga and these children are never shown, nor are their names mentioned. Won't stop fans from making art of such though.
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>>474865 MUH It's too bad there is no Peach and Baby Peach oyakodon.
>>461372 >sample
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Remember to visit >>>/hyper/167 we got MILFs and cakes
Anyone got any good vidya milfs to start out the new year?
>>485851 fuck your stupid hyper shit ass board
>>474865 the "koopa" kids are all adopted, only Bowser Jr is Bowser's biological son. Second peach is a goddamn mushroom she can't breed with anything.
>>509220 When did that retcon happen? Back in Super Mario World they damn sure were his biological kids. Now sure by sunshine he was down to one kid, but Mario did murder all his previous progeny, so it wasn't that jr. Is his only true child. So much as it is his only remaining son.
>>509223 Mario also killed Bowser 40 fucking times in Mario 64. There's no logic behind this damned series you're trying to get shit from thin air; Don't think on it too hard because it really don't fucking matter kike-ten-blow sure don't care, why should you or anyone for that matter?
>>509225 No, because for whatever reason lava doesn't kill bowser. If it did he would have died back in mario 1. (Skelly bowsers may actually support your claim, so I'm ignoring them)
>>509225 >make claim >get asked for source >NO IT DOESN'T NEED SOURCE BECAUSE IT'S ALL DUMB So you pulled the adopted thing out of your ass then. I mean I has suspected.
>>509226 Bowser also gets revived by his adoptive wizard father all the time, good chance it's magical bullshit. >>509228 >source SOURCE i never fucking had one in the first place you gigantic retard. I'm just reposting what some anons have discussed in the past thread about this shit. So go eat a bag of dicks, post more milfs.
>>485851 Is Takizawa a mom now or did the series not progress like every other romantic comedy manga?
>>509238 They're officially a couple now, but but they still didn't even kiss.
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>>384886 Wow! She looks like she's the size of an average human mother!
>>510001 In the sanic anime she's 5'5 or around that region, she's as tall as any human woman.
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>>510001 but she's a bunny
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>>510818 She's built for human dick m8, she's also built to quite possibly have you children if you play your cards right. >>510832 This guy has the right idea.
>>510860 who do you think cream's dad is
>>510873 A lucky man.
>>510873 Probably the same guy Cream lost her virginity to I'd reckon'
>>510906 can you get retarded rabbits from inbreeding?
>>511091 Rabbits are actually pretty resistant to negative effects from inbreeding compared to other animals.
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>>511202 >>511210 >Cream and Vanilla >Aryan purity rabbit oyakodon
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>>510906 >>511202 >>511210 >>511215 >It wasn't some human that knocked up vanilla >nah it was inbreeding You guys really are fucking gay you know that?
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>>511328 >retard can't follow that the breeding conversation was started by an anon stating the same person who bred Vanilla for Cream bred Cream too
>>511328 Anon, he's saying that a human knocked up Vanilla and then that same human went and fucked Cream. It's like that one doujin with the moth, just less mindfuckery.
>>511341 your mom >>511358 that doujin was fucking shit.
>>511358 >tfw waiting for SMT3's PC port to be cracked so I can attempt to make an MC Ride mod for Demifiend.
>>511808 I got it as a gift and cant wait for more mods to show up, thus far ive only got the high quality music one.


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