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What I expected what I got Anonymous 09/12/2021 (Sun) 17:13:43 Id: f76f38 No. 414149
It's an old template but I still really like it, so let's make a thread about what we played, what we expected and what we got.
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>>414149 Not a recent experience for me, but it still makes me angry.
>>414216 Updated it
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>>414233 You're alright.
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>>414159 >someone saved my grip WEWG nice, let me post the other ones too.
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It's kind of amazing to see these threads here, we either have "no template threads!" or autism about how these aren't funny.
>>414309 would you rather recommend rimworld or prison architect?
>>414323 Rimworld, because it's has more wider appeal than Prison architect, unless you really want to work on Prisons.
>Bumplocked So a thread where people were having fun is bumplocked? Kazu and King Kike eat a fat paki cock as you can't leave well enough alone while leaving retarded post around, deleting this post or banning me will further prove my point.
>>414413 It's a literal template thread anon
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>>414431 Squilliams fit that bill too.
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>>414431 Template threads mean ruggarell threads you fucking newfag
>>414269 Care to explain? I'm really curious now.
>>414698 I understand even less now.
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I made this one a few days ago back when I wanted to make this thread too. Play crumble the game is short but its still fucking amazing.
>>414413 >>414431 Didn't we have these threads on 8chan /v/ MULTIPLE TIMES but they never got bumplocked even once? Whats the big fucking deal this time? Rulecuckery for threads where anons make OC will be the death of this place. Mark do you have the memory of a goldfish or are you developing early dementia and are becoming Jew Biden?
>>414724 We did because they aren't template threads under the definition used back then. Template threads are low effort copypasted OPs where the actual game is interchangeable, i.e. "now that the dust has settled", "the perfect x doesn't exi-" and so on. They're also called ruggarell threads because of a certain namefag spamming them.
>>414706 >WW3 happens >everything is fucked, Honshu is split in two by an antimatter bomb creating a 100km wide sea of glass >Earth's biosphere is about to die but then someone releases atmospheric purifier nanomachines called 8MS pronounced ei-mis into the environment as a last ditch effort >it werks and nuclear winter doesn't happen, more types of 8MS are created and the scientists behind them are paperclip'd to an unknown location to prevent nanomachine terrorism or some shit >factory mass production of children using artificial wombs commences all over the place in order to recover population numbers >earth "recovers" and new factions emerge >they agree to maintain a mutual military balance in order to avoid the mistakes of excessive and imbalanced pacifism that led to WW3, this policy is later dubbed as the "walls of peace" >records of WW3 are also sealed and anyone studying or learning of it without a license is sentenced to death, ostensibly to create a blank slate between the survivors >a century passes, earth's population recovers to 10 billion and the 5 major factions enjoy a stable balance >child factories are normal and no one questions them, conventional births and parenting while not banned require loicenses and are fairly rare as it's easier to raise kids in government facilities >8MS are everywhere and used for just about every purpose, there are no seasons, there's no waste, shit doesn't smell and everything is sunshine and rainbows unless you live in a city without high grade atmospheric scrubbers >all kids run around with Selcoms, a wearable smartphone that runs its botnet frog code inside the brain >kids love that shit but evil adults don't because they're old, evil and not young enough to handle it >Selcom age youngfags constantly multitask from early childhood onwards, their ability to do so is measured as the parallel processing score/P3 by the government >High P3 ratings open the door to service as a Gauntlet Knight >Gauntlet Knights are child soldiers wearing Gauntlets, some chuuni handwavium device that lets users with proper P3 ratings convert airborne Spiritium fuel to autism in real time using their brains, fly around with help from anti-g 8MS, erect particle shields and use a an extradimensional container to summon heavy armaments at will >this technology has obsoleted conventional militaries which pisses off the evil old adults in charge because they're too old and evil to wield a gauntlet unlike heroic young people >scheming jewluminati schemers want to cause WW4 because current civilization is degenerate or something >they use the shift in military balance caused by growing Gauntlet adoption in combination with simmering territorial disputes between the major factions and general boomer tendencies to feed the sprouts of war >the MC and his friends form a secret Gauntlet Knight society with aces from all factions to support the walls of peace >they try to do so by deliberately avoiding casualties through bullshit methods if need be >it doesn't werk as the boomers don't care and the jews cause disasters and terrorist bombings behind the scenes in order to keep the war going >they blow up all the anti-war politicians at a peace conference >the jews also cause the anti-earthquake 8MS to bug out leading to a worldwide uptick in earthquakes that had been suppressed for a century >atmospheric and oceanic scrubber 8MS BSOD, everything starts to smell like piss within days and 8MS engineers are helpless as they don't have the source code and can only manage the 8MS through queries and requests to their collective network, which is no longer functioning as it should >then the jews cause military drones from all factions to go apeshit and kill 3 billion civilians worldwide, drones are retired and all that's left are gauntlet knights as previous militaries heavily relied on drones >a truce is announced but the boomers don't want to accept the changes in border territories caused by the previous conflicts, so they send up their gauntlet knights in one final battle just before the truce is enacted >the MC is forced to kill his friends >the end, also tranny tulpas and retarded globohomo propaganda
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>>414743 Oh boy. Sounds like a drag to read. I have to ask about the tranny tulpas, what does that have to do with anything? And this is just the first chapter? >Retarded globohomo propaganda Surely that's just backdrop. The author doesn't believe that, does he?
>>414747 >backdrop It's not. One of the factions consists of Muds, Kikes and Christcucks that somehow made up and formed a syncretic religion of peace, equality and reasonable behavioral condition where insulting someone will get you sent to a reeducation camp of love and peace. As for the tranny tulpas those are alternate personalities commonly formed by people with high P3 scores. The male MC has a female second personality that falls in love with his partner, which is fucking gay. The tulpa thing occurs as a result of Selcom VR chatrooms where various personalities can exist independent of each other.
>>414743 >>414856 Damn. Ryu really fell hard from the guy who wrote Higurashi, where true villains were chinese gommunist supporters in the nip government, were abusing an autistic woman to gas a whole village to get the opposing political party look bad. >The male MC has a female second personality that falls in love with his partner, which is fucking gay. And even copypasting Shkanontrice, but now with less magic and more cyber.
>>415583 It is a bit coincidental what with the release in October 2019 how towards the end of Phase 1 civilians all over the place buy gas masks and stationary HVAC equipment then stay at home so they don't smell like shit or get hit by a drone. However I doubt Ryukishi believes anything aside from the nonbinary cyber-tulpa faggotry since much of the in-universe globohomo is spouted by characters who've been adjusted to their respective flavor of it since they were born, few of the MCs had any existential troubles in their lifes due to being naturally talented P3 elites those that do have justifiably different views on society, 2 of them are prisoners without rights who are legally property of the MIC and one is an aberrant P3 late bloomer from a government-designated poorfag background whose sister was forced into prostitution by fat old government bastards then killed as part of ethical voluntary human experimentation.
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Glad this thread isn't bumplocked any more
>>414280 I'm assuming rice fields has to do with relying heavily on the planting for supplies.
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>>414227 >what i expected <two games that are completely different Personally I expected 3 to be a return to form of DoW1, but it turned out to be like neither of its predecessors and some kind of weird Starcraft 2 knockoff.
>>415736 >two games that are completely different You say that like it was impossible to join the better features of one and two for three. Take the cover system/heroes/suppression mechanics from 2 and use the 1rst game as the foundation to build from. End result would be a middle ground for both titles that would have satisfied Relics need to do something new/different, but it would have also still remained familiar to older fans. >it turned out to be like neither of its predecessors Yeah it really feels like they had no clue what to do, so they just went with whatever was popular at the time.
>>415755 Well it was made by people that never worked on a DoW game at all, i woudlnt be surprised if most of them hadnt even played any of them.
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>>415803 >Implying it wasn't the same back in 8chan /v/ Fucking delusional
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Can I do one for a film I just saw?
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And another one.
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I stilllike it though.
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>>415866 Okay then.
>>415963 i dont know what you expected was pretty accurate
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>>415965 He might be referring to one of the later films that has the person who has survived by being paranoid as fuck
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>>415928 I'm particularly bothered by the lack of poop in that image.
fresh out the oven
>>416118 I'd still kiss Basil.
>>416143 faggot
>>416118 I don't get the "tomboy/trap" part.
>>416143 You might be a homosexual
>>416307 Highly likely.
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>>416296 One of the main characters is a tomboy, that's all.
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>>416118 >>416407 Needs more best boi
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<No, you don't get it! Staring directly into the sun is a feature!

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>>416469 >rubberband >sun blinding It sucked because the game was promising otherwise. Posting three old ones and a new one.
What a nice thread where everybody gets to have fun post unique content and enjoy themselves. See what happens when you fuck off and leave us alone Mark? We become happy and at peace. Be sure to keep it that way. >>415803 That made me smile anon. Thanks for that!
>>416514 Poor kotan khan got so fucked over by WB, and he was the coolest character from mkX together with ninja cowboy.
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>>416525 MKX >Kotal is literally a Khan who just wants outworld to not suck >Reptile is his best bud >Doesn't use brainwashing or mind control and only asks that earthrealmers respect him and not act like total fucking dickbags >Gets accused of being an asshole because earthrealm fag kids keep fucking things up and he's trying to save outworld from being eaten by shinnok MK11 <his reveal trailer is just him getting insulted and fatalitied by the non character jacqui >people love his rule in outworld and are doing pretty nicely since he isn't trying to invade earthrealm or do shady shit >after the time merger, shows that he can actually go 1 on 1 with MK2 Shao Kahn and fucking beat him along with several other fighters >randomly in a romance with jade, which is out of fucking nowhere but holy shit they kinda work well together and hot damn does he put his all in the voicework <lmao tarkatans are totally downtrodden nignogs who dindu nuffin and kotal is bad man <nevermind that Jade has to kill half a dozen just to not be killed herself <shao kahn uses cutscene power to break his back forcing him to give up rule to Kitana <aftermath makes him job to sheeva and then shao takes his head off because lmao MKX >Erron is a 150 year old gunslinger who just finds outworld more enjoyable than earthrealm >has seen xenos before and doesn't give a shit MK11 <lmao he just a cosplayer who likes outworld booze
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>>416614 >that AC Domooo
>>414743 Wow, that game sounds batshit retarded. >>415803 10/10 joke. >>416469 I don't remember the lens flare being that bad, but the rubber banding was insane.
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>>416837 >Playable in 2D and 3D mode >3D for ages 7+ I know they're referring to the eyestrain thing but this still makes me chuckle.
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>>414280 Damn I wanted to do a crosscode WPWE. Its pretty nice though don't know whats up with the psyducks though. >Also no clutch claw reference in icebourne Anon they are downright nearly broken if you know how to use them right. Here is one for a indie I beat today. Did anyone do one for FTL?
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>>416972 Hi, can you please not defame Wal-Mart® brands such as Great Value™? Just because we offer everyday low price guarantees on a variety of great products, does not mean that the brand is somehow inferior. Thanks!
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These are actually fun to make. >>416514 My brother gifted FRN to me for Christmas. I felt like such a piece of shit for trash-talking it while playing it. >>416828 Every single track had at least one "visibility hazard". The sun glare, the rain, the snow, the waterfalls, the sand, even lens flare from neon lights in one track. I would've at least tried to slog through the rubberbanding, since they're supposed to intentionally botch on the last lap it's to simulate a real player, but it's still incredibly unsatisfying, but the visual fuckery made my eyes water so badly, it wasn't worth it. I do have a better monitor now, so maybe it's worth another look sometime.
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>>415803 oh, it's you again.
>>414149 contributing
>>417597 The only thing that Jojo game needed was like 5 more stages and fun game modes. I wish they would have made a proper sequel instead of that shit with 3 vs 3.
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>>417599 I am sorry but this is wrong The rollout for the original ASB was abysmal, with many of its features locked behind DLC and a practically pay-2-PLAY "online" mode. That alone should have killed the game, but you also add to that the fact that some moves did barely any damage, with some glitched ones doing NO damage, throws being insta punishable and the super disjointed moves and you get one truly shitcake of a release. The game needed to either be HttF in 3D or, if they really wanted to make it that pseudo 2.5/3D fighter, at least competent. Easy beats completely eliminates the need to learn the mechanics because it's practically a free combo that can even be transformed into a super, footsies don't really exist and even removing all that there's some super moves that just take like 10 seconds to go through their animations (something that I actually liked in EoH is that they greatly shortened them). I mean, it's still fun, but even if you score an online match there's not such a high skill ceiling and some characters are just busted (Diavolo, Hol Horse, Young Joseph).
>>415803 I dont get it. Is this some streamer or something
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>>417255 >FRN it was a GOOD game. it wasn't a shit game and it wasn't a great game, but if you literally expected F-zero you were not going to like it. I will say, playing it on a big screen tv didn't make the visual issue as bad for me. I just ran out of interest in playing it because there weren't many racers and no real point in winning since there wasn't anything to unlock (from what I remember). >>417608 It does run into the problem of "recreate the super move as it was in the manga with maximum detail for maximum effect" or "make it rush through it to keep the pace up". Same with some characters being completely fucking broken and others being useless, but yeah, that didn't make the game shit. Even HttF wasn't balanced, but it was still fun and worked properly.
>>417751 Well, yeah, it's not bad, but extremely disappointing. HttF was fun because you had a lot of room for experimentation, although some characters like Jotaro or Kakyoin had way more option the fact that you could pull ludicrous combos with most characters was what made it super fun. In ASB you're kind of stuck with a very limited set of combos and most of it comes down to either outzoning the opponent using the only like 5 characters that can do that effectively or using bullshit powers like Diavolo's time skips or Giorno's stun. There's way less room for experimentation but compared to HttF it's much closer to the source material, I'd say it's worth owning just for the 3d models.

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